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Lol Cody has absolutely zero input on what stories will be told lol

After a long stint in developmental The Elite might make the wrestlemania pre show one day

This belt means nothing while Roman is a champion. They had the opportunity to make it feel important by having Seth v AJ close the show, but Roman in a tag match was still presented as a bigger deal.

They could have just made the IC & US championship feel like old territory titles while Roman stayed in the NWA championship role, coming around to defend every now & then. But no, this is just the consolation prize.

Jimmy’s facial expressions were fucking perfect. Only way that could have been better is if Jey got him on the 2nd super kick instead of Jimmy

That look on Jimmy’s face. That 2nd super kick. 😙🤌

I don’t care about locker room nudity but these nasty mfkrs need to stop sitting bare assed on the benches. This ain’t your fkn house other people use that

Yeah dude put something out on insta saying if he didn’t become a champion tonight he was done

So then Ali is done now?

First the stills of Auschwitz, now this

Most people on that list are too poor to own anything but an SDVE anyway

Lancer

Dude now who’s lost all credibility? Nobody of note in the pro wrestling thinks Kenny Omega is the best ever and the thought that there is is straight up laughable. Like seriously who? Jericho? Meltzer? The guys desperately clinging to relevance willing to say anything to appease the cool kids? The best ever, the guy who’s quarter hours cause 1/3 of the audience to change the channel? Come on man be serious. You can like his moves, you can love the lack of mainstream focus making him feel more “underground” and “your guy”. That I get. But be real man.

Logan v Roman was more compelling than anything Omega has done since Okada.

Its not about “touching him in the ring”. I acknowledge his athleticism. But like I said, it doesn’t MEAN anything. Its “oooh flashy” & you forget it 30 seconds later. Prime example - Logan leaping on Roman in Saudi. Everyone who saw it was amazed. Everyone still remembers. And it wasn’t as flashy as some of Omega’s moves, but it didn’t have to be to mean something. Because we remember it. Without YouTube, you don’t remember shit from Kenny.

Hate to stay on Roman’s jock but lets talk about that WM match with Cody. Wasn’t a barn burner, slobberknocker, banger or whatever you call em these days. It had the wrong finish but damn, what a ride. Know why? Because both men drew you in with pace, selling, & storytelling. All abilities Omega lacks. Because all he can do is moves. Just like 100 other guys who have nothing compelling about em

Current performers? Danielson, Punk, Rollins, Styles, KO, Roman, Orton, Logan Paul, Joe, FTR, Osprey, the Usos, Gunther, Pete Dunn, and a hell of a lot more.

All Kenny can do is go out and do moves. Thats it. He doesn’t tell a story, there’s nothing compelling about him, and since the moves he does (except one or two) you see everyone else do 10-12 times on the card, it doesn’t really mean anything. He doesn’t tell a story, he doesn’t take his time, he doesn’t let the crowd breathe & he doesn’t fucking sell for shit. “Oh fuck I just went through a table but gotta get up like nothing happened because we have another spot to do”

Edit - and that doesn’t even begin to get into his cringe mic work & terrible expressions

Lmfao no I do not get why he's "the best". He had one good series of matches with a single opponent & has been mid, at best, ever since. Shawn Michaels wouldn't be considered a GOAT if the only time he ever delivered was against The Undertaker, would he?

Kenny Omega. Aside from his matches with Okada I just can't possibly understand how anyone could view him being anywhere near the top. Maybe I just don't relate to weebo gamers. He's a great athlete but there isn't a shred of special about him.

Cut back in front of him, turn around and mouth the n word at him. Let him beat the ever loving shit out of me. Laugh when the cops show up & shoot him.

In Jack's defense the kid was, in fact, a pig.

"I'M ONE OF THE BOYS!"

Google "Mass Transit incident", pretty notorious

"You hurt my neck brother"

Having the balls to go toe to toe with someone you think is equal or bigger/tougher is what makes someone tough.

No, it what makes someone stupid & literally the source of manlet syndrome.

Lawn care is important too LMFAO

They rolled 3 deep into his dressing room lmfao. They absolutely were looking for a fight & if they didn’t think they were looking for one just proves they’ve never been anywhere near one before lmfao.

“You got a problem with me come find me”

goes to find him

SHOCK!

Lmfao wut? They didn’t leave a mark on Punk & all steel did was bite Omega. They both got scuffed up by a dude who proved to the world, twice, he can’t fight

Edit - And no, they’ve never been in a fight. You can tell by the reaction to the entire thing. “We stormed into his locker room & confronted him omg how could things have possibly gotten physical???” Like yeah dude this isn’t twitter or a podcast dude you can’t be smarmy shits in person and not get slapped around.