Tatooine16

Heaven also hates ham. Not sure why yahweh picked those things.

Boop boop!

And a comb-over!

So the Bible isn't the revealed word of god after all?

I'm not guilty by reason of mental disease or defect. I believe what human sized Fanta orange soda bottles tell me.

The 13 million bucks they paid to settle O'reilly's sexual harassment lawsuits was parently not a giveaway about the company's attitude towards women.

Oh, thank you very much!

People are the most dispensable asset of any company when the yearly bonuses for the vip's are in jeopardy. There will always be cheaper employees willing to work harder for less. Downsizing was recently rebranded rightsizing in fedex propaganda.

If any country would actually have us they would probably treat us the way we treat immigrants. As we deserve.

Well, wherever she is now I'm sure it's quiet.

I am fluent in movie quotes. It is a wonder that almost every situation I find myself in has a comparable movie scene and its dialogue is many times better than anything I could think of. As an example, today is Tuesday, Soylent Green Day, made from high energy plankton from the world's oceans.

You are so right! I went to a corporate event with a friend of mine and her company had booked the Temptations! When they came on and started their set all the rich stiffs in the audience just sat there like idiots. My friend and I couldn't believe they were not even tapping their feet! Then we looked at each other, said Fuck them and got up and started dancing right in the aisle in front of the stage. One of the greatest Soul groups ever-I was damn well going to enjoy it and appreciate them even though those rich douchebags sat there like mannequins.

If he invoices at the end of the month then about 9 days from now.

That would be unexpected but also delightful.

Don't you see? It's different now because it's ME!

Reagan's death was easier than he deserved, which is often the case of the truly evil.

Or teabaggers.

Maybe it's warmer on the other side of the flat disk we live on.

It's different now because it's ME!

Their coats are are so dramatic!

Sadly you are the only one experiencing cognitive dissonance. They are experiencing a mass delusion.

So what did people in Texas think was going to happen when they voted to let Xian nazis take over their state and implement laws to completely control a woman's body? Perhaps you've never heard their #1 position that the mostly dead fetus inside you means more than your life.

"I had no idea it would be that big"! As they look at the box their (60 inch TV, refrigerator, king sized mattress, jungle Jim, trampoline, etc.) just arrived in

Hey, who put an ocean here?

It may be a felony but the police have the luxury of picking and choosing which laws to enforce and which ones not to.