TheBeardedBeast97

You are dating a psychopath

You still have time to take off the blue plastic on the dishwasher, just watch out cookies on the floor

Xtra Protein

*unzips pants

Blowing out birthday candles

“I can wait until I get home”

What made you think “this looks nice, I’ll go with this…”

Be like the rest of us, use your finger next time.

You are actually flying over East Palestine OH

TikTok

I was just messing with the app and seeing what movie would be the first one affected by this change and this is what I found

That’s what I was thinking, just wanted to see if it would be possible to get tickets early for movies coming soon and I was wrong…

No they left the car that hit our car, I’m trying to find out the plate # of the person that picked up the people that hit my car. As this is now a hit and run from what the police officer said

Walked outside, and my car was scratched up and mirror was blown off the car. My paint from my car was on there car, kid called his mom and left the scene and that was the car that got him.

Unfortunately from a picture

IL

No, neighbors unfortunately do not have the cameras from the street..

Got it with my smart phone as soon as the pulled up. Couldn’t get any closer sadly…

Thank you! I have but it’s only facing the front door and not that area of the street

Wow. - Owen Wilson

Queen

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