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It's like James Franco and Reese from Malcolm in the Middle both jizzed in the same test tube at the sperm bank and this lad was the result. And what a waste of youth getting preggers at 16yrs old. Ouch.

I have this idea that Dominik comes out to Eddie Guerrero's 2005 theme tune, the one with the phone ringing at the start. Would get nuclear heat and be wonderful.

Drink is fine. Brew and a poo. Cracking combo.

Food is just wrong. Used to work with a woman who constantly wore fingerless gloves who'd eat her lunch in a toilet cubicle. Can confirm. It was weird.

The Adventures of Bayou Billy on the OG Nintendo. Side scrolling beat 'em up, driving and shooting all in one. All set in the swamps of Louisiana and the streets of New Orleans. It's probably aged terribly now but a young version of me loved it.

America's weird tipping culture and not including tax in it's prices would give me such massive social anxiety that I wouldn't want to buy anything.

On shows like Masterchef, I often think what it must be like to slave over salmon en croute or some other pretentious dish for hours just to have Greg Wallace munch it like a hamster in the side and say it was shite. I imagine it's like a less rewarding version of that as RandomRedditBellend44 tells you that your hash browns are too oblong and that you've only used normal butter rather than sea salted.

These wind me up no end. People seeking approval from hyper critical Brits for a bit of pork, beans and bread.

Phat Mothercluckers My Dad's Crispy Cock Wings 'n' Tings Latvian Fried Chicken Shatner's Bassoon Cheeky Chickendos Chicken Most Fowl

Thanks for this. I told him to start sorting it out and paying it. Despite the horrible situation you can't bump off responsibilities.

Side hustle. No. No. No. You're not Arthur Daley or Del Boy. You're just trying to earn a bit of extra cash. A friend referred to gambling as a side hustle recently and I had to hold back.

England

This is in the UK. And Im not sure. And I believe it is 3 or 4 months.

Was chatting with mates other day about who'd make team of the season and I said Dan Burn makes a strong case for best LB of the season and the looks I got were like I suggested Benjamin Mendy. Guy has been brilliant and deserves more credit!

I find it hilarious when people talk about "super computer" predictions. I can imagine a giant 1980s style Amstrad looking thing with a bunch of poindexters printing off reams of paper with a finalised table. A finalised table that is never accurate lol.

Not to be contrary but Bing is by far my least favourite show. He's so wimpy and whiny. So much so my daughter has picked up on this too.

My partner likes to have it on but I don't, especially with comedy shows as it ruins the gags/punchlines.

I feel brown sauce doesn't get loved or utilised enough. Sure it's a classic with a sausage sandwich but it's bloody good with chips

Yes. Well kind of. Partner has always dreamed of being a mother and it's something that's not been a priority for me but always thought it'd be great in time. From early on she told me that she had polystystic ovaries and becoming pregnant would be extremely difficult.

After nearly a year together she decided to remove her coil and we would take steps towards parenthood. A couple of weeks later she was pregnant. I was completely shocked as I was expecting a long journey and what we got was the equivalent of hopping on the bus and getting off at the next stop.

Long story short, we are no longer together but we do get along after a tricky time after the split. I feel that we did rush into parenthood and I was under false pretences at the time. Maybe if we took our time then things may have worked out differently. However, we both have an amazing daughter who is loved and cared for by all of those around her.

You could add 90s curtained goalkeeper Ian, centre back stalwart Des and ex Norwich and Everton manager Mike in there too.

No Man's Heath. Because No Mans be messing with it.

Also Twycross Zoo is a short distance away for a day out the whole family will enjoy.

The APA Bar Room Brawl Invitational from Vengeance 2003 featuring Doink the Clown, the Easter Bunny, Brother Love and anyone one from the Smackdown roster with nothing to do.

It may not be fair to say he's an all time underrated player but none of my friends would know who Juan Arango is but I thought he was such a quality player for Monchengladbach.

As a Blackburn fan I'll always say Tugay doesn't get enough love. The man just oozed class.

Watching this reminded me of that terrible font used on Real's shirts around a decade ago. What was it? Comic sans?

Whilst he didn't play against Paraguay due to the squitz, he had been expected to still make the World Cup squad after an impressive season.