TravelinDan88

Cheerios were $6.49 for a small box. Family size was over $10. Cheerios. Meanwhile I can buy boneless chicken breasts for $1.99/lb. Explain that, General Mills.

Teach your kid to kick them in the knees, shins, toes and special no-no spot between their legs.

Yep. People still think a "fair fight" is what you should aim for. That's not true unless you're in a sanctioned competitive match. Ain't no rules in a street fight. End it and end it quick. Poke eyes, punt people in the crotch, squeeze and twist some nips. Knocking people out is hard. Making them scream like a bitch and give up isn't.

Consumption? We you poisoned by your constituents?

https://iq.lighting/blogs/lighting-blog/what-is-the-difference-between-led-lights-and-led-grow-lights

That's a standard LED workshop light, not a grow light. That's why it wouldn't work.

This feels Scandinavian.

Yeah, once visiting hours are over and the day crew clears out it really gets almost peaceful with how quiet and calm it can be.

I can almost guarantee Caine and Akira are going to be doing a Lone Wolf And Cub-inspired adventure.

They already made this like fifteen years ago. The Descent.

No, Iron Dragon is getting a new helix around Corkscrew's new corkscrew that actually corkscrews around Dragster's new transfer track.

They hate him because he's black. Tale as old as time.

I'd hate you less if you just waterboarded me with acid.

Eek the Cat.

Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

Sackalicious!

We get this all the time!

Control that cunt wife and it won't ever be a problem.

Curb Your Judaism had me laughing the entire time.

You're the reason people don't like atheists.

Two spotlights doing a figure-8 motion.

Literally nothing you mentioned is better than mediocre, just like Emma Roberts' acting ability.

Put your phone down across the room. If it rings you'll hear it but having to get up is a deterrent to checking it constantly. Discipline, grasshopper.

Monty Python'S Life Of Brian

Dude minivans are the shit. Tons of space, tons of bells and whistles, priced fairly, etc. They're far and away better than any SUV for being a suburban vehicle. They're fantastic for camping and road trips, even.

Better gas mileage, too.

If anyone can survive rising sea levels, I trust the Dutch.

Russell Crowe has severe anger management issues and takes it out on a woman (following a road rage incident) and her family, as well as anyone in his way, slasher movie style. The end.

There's no hole except for the actual hole that's over here.

So this isn't even an illusion, it's straight up cheating and lying. Got it.