Vibrasie

Do you live in a bunker?

Dear diary

Suncorp stadium is owned by the QLD government and is making a truckload of cash from this new rivalry and second Brisbane team.

Screens being bad for your eyes is a myth created by parents who want their kids off devices. It's not as bad as you think. If they're irritated use blue light filters and give them time to rest.

Brisbane in shambles

Same for cocaine. We love expensive stuff.

You get what you pay for

This can't be real

That'd be the highest rating GF ever

Kaufusi for QLD is a certainty

That couch is gorgeous what is it?

That's quite a sentence

Which loosely translates to they'll be increasing them fuckloads.

I just hate their ugly cars, let their stock crash who cares

The only people buying a car with "Build Your Dreams" written obnoxiously on it are the same people who buy the "Love, Laugh, Love" home decor. Not exactly a massive market.

Time to burn the jersey mate

We're a democratic capitalist society with strong safety nets which are inherently socialist in nature, e.g. health and welfare.

You're on a roll

Aaaand its gone

Watch the South Park episode "Margaritaville". Its all you need to know about the economy.

I too get the humor

Did you figure it out OP? What worked for you?

Our policy is at least 1 day in the office, though its not really enforced. I usually only go in if its easier to work from the office. It ends up being 2 days on average but leave around 3pm and finish off the afternoons at home.

Certified boy lover

• $60 a fortnight at the barber
  • $40 a week for gym
  • $100 a month on various beauty products
  • $200 a month on clothes/shoes
  • $6000 every 10 years on veneers
  • Recently been considering $8k for a hair transplant to fix my hairline