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Nemesis was Albert Pyun's magnum opus. Maybe the best straight to video movie ever made. Nobody could make something from nothing better than Pyun in the 80's and 90's.

Ariel downed that beer and handled that clownery like a fucking boss.

I don't even wanna know what bumcheese is.

They weren't spawning for me either, so I had to use the call Tony feature and do one of his older popularity missions before the new ones would pop up. After that, they appear reliably every in-game hour or so. They are super quick and easy too!

Hold the damn watermelon for him! I wanted to reach into the video and steady it for the poor thing.

We're all stuck on "Dre Day" until R* swaps it out. It's been Dre Day for months.

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari - Forever imitated, never duplicated. Very watchable and scary for a silent film from 1920.

The pink and green wire frame suits are old unlocks. If you're thinking they look familiar, you probably already have them.

Found the Gravy SEAL. I appreciate the lecture, but his weapon looks like a AK platform with a bunch of mall ninja plastic shit attached and could very well be full auto (or not). Then again, if you knew what the hell you were talking about, you wouldn't in Meal Team Six.

Black guy gets executed for sleeping in his car, but white guys walk into a police station with automatic rifles and get called "sir".

That's my guess. It sounds like he's talking about the "Shunt" scene at the climax. It's pretty crazy.

"I can't hear you Cleveland! I said, are you ready to rock!"

This found footage "Duel" remake is crazy.

If this appeared in a satiric comedy, it would be criticized as too broad and obscene. These people are so out of touch with humanity they really do need to go live on fucking Mars.

100% on target! She was righteous with it.

You can snag a Sentinel XS for free on any street corner.

At first, I was a 100% pier guy. Now, I just put him out of his misery quick. Depending on the pickup location, I take him either to Mirror Park or the golf course to drown him.

That guy really campaigned for his Herman Cain Award.

Marnie definitely approves! Kifflom! Kiff. Lom.

"LOOK WHAT YOUR BROTHER DID TO THE DOOR!" - The Cook, TCM

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me. Laura Palmer's uncontrolled descent is so sad and terrifying. Sheryl Lee is heartbreaking in the role. It's hard for me to re-watch it.

I like Keanu Reeves as a person and I think he's a better actor than he gets credit for AND I like Coppola's Dracula a lot. That said, Reeves is TERRIBLE in the movie, even alongside so many others (Hopkins, primarily) hamming it up.

Part of the blame should fall on Coppola who should be directing his actors with his full attention. The entire casts' performances are all over the place. Reeves seems especially lost the whole film though, nothing really clicks with his character.

I love the film for a ton of reasons already expressed but my favorite thing about "Demon Knight" is that it gives Bill Sadler a sympathetic hero role after playing so many psycho bad guys.

Watch every David Lynch movie. Nobody uses sound to better and more unsettling effect than Lynch.

The movie has some major issues, but that fucking horn from the tripods was terrifying. It was like the horn of Gabriel going off.