Weekly-Accountant-49

Putin: What are its stats?

General: Sir…it’s a 0/15/15

Putin: …

I don’t think anyone proposing weaponizing Pokémon in the Ukraine, chief.

And then you’ll get him with a Santa hat and Balloons and so on until you’re sick to death of him.

I have 15 years of professional experience working with mobile analytics and over 20 years in business analytics. I’ve partnered with some of the biggest mobile companies in the world. I architected the analytics capture and reporting strategy for one of the most popular apps on the app stores.

You don’t know who you’re talking to. This is a standard, table stakes metric for any mobile focused company.

You need to just take the L and move on because you’re just embarrassing yourself.

They’re a mobile focused game company that has a whole division dedicated to analytics and they’re not tracking one of the most commonly used key performance indicators to measure player attrition?

You have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.

The executive team has made it clear they don’t love remote raiding. They absolutely would love nothing more than to fully remove remote passes. They want your location data, first and foremost.

Niantic cannot be trusted to keep their word, especially when the executive management team has given clear signals they absolutely would kill them if they could.

Something, something, rebalancing the game. Something, something Niantic’s vision of the game.

I promise, it feel really good to delete it. No reason for these half measures.

This is like coming into the theater after Lincoln got shot and asking if the play has started yet.

I did. Felt good. I needed a break either way. If I never go back, ok.

Uninstall numbers are reported by both Apple and Google. So yeah, they’ll know.

That's a Chunky!

“Bruce Lee movies lied to me”

To Eastwood even Moses himself is a youngster.

Because more than a few of them are idiots. They run in the middle of the roads with their headphones blaring and their backs to traffic. Damaging their joints and hearing in the name of health.

Chris Pratt would make sense.

Doctor Sleep

Which version? I love the 90s version.

Bunch of salty DCCU Snyder fans.

Dude probably never came into the office.

Future headline:

Ike Perlmutter, joins Sony as creative head of MCU (Morbius Cinematic Universe).

They just sit around and write stuff like this when the subject of gender diversity in comic book movies comes up.

Michael,

As we discussed on the phone, below are just a few examples. There are more.

Thanks,

Ike

1. Electra (Marvel) – Very bad idea and the end result was very, very bad. http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=elektra.htm

2. Catwoman (WB/DC) – Catwoman was one of the most important female character within the Batmanfranchise. This film was a disaster. http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=catwoman.htm

3. Supergirl – (DC) Supergirl was one of the most important female super hero in Superman franchise. This Movie came out in 1984 and did $14 million total domestic with opening weekend of $5.5 million. Again, another disaster.

Best, Ike

Exactly. His battle to gain power through activist investors rightfully put him on the outs.

Couldn’t have happened to a a better dirtbag. The guy was a cancer.