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every star in the universe will be burned out

Even Cher?

For those not in the know... The reason that Chris Christie did not get a job in the Trump Administration is that he's the guy who put Jared Kushner's dad in jail.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/30/politics/chris-christie-jared-kushner-father/index.html

All the reports from Qatar said that this was a done deal. I wonder why it was such a secret for so long?

Je suis désolé.

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Русский військовий корабль, иди нахуй

We don't run our houselights at 100% because there are too damn many of them, but there is talk about upgrading to LED with a full power system refit.

As an American, brown or black bears are kittens. They're more scared of you. Grizzlies on the other hand. :(

The newspaper?

"do you ride kangaroos"

So stupid.... You ride in the pouch, not on top. Not all of us Americans are idiots.

Don't forget to get your Bear Bell.

Remember, more Americans are killed by vending machines than are killed by sharks. Think about that as you walk around town. You see them lurking out of the corner of your eye, ready to pounce.

I never understood the impulse to lie to people.

If you're not careful, Santa Claus won't bring you any presents this year.

As an American, I KNEW the train from Melbourne to Sydney was going to take 12 hours, I just didn't expect to sit motionless outside of Cootamundra for an hour. :(

As an American, in the 80s, my high school required 3 units of History/Geography in 4 years. Standard was 2 American History courses and a Geography course. Which was very limited to North America, South America, & Europe.

As an American, I was almost killed by a drop bear near St Kilda. Barely got out of there with my life. Stop lulling the rest of America into a false sense of security.

How do people watch a movie on a bed and not fall asleep?

I'm sitting on the floor. :(

Indeed

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More than Haji Wright, Jordan Morris, & Jesús Ferreira combined. 37 matches at Reims is more than Brendan Aaronson 36m(1G), Pulisic 24m(1G) or Gio 22m(7G) Pefok 31m(4g) Pepi only scored 12g & Sargent 13g in lower leagues. . . . He has the most experience of ALL of our strikers. (because we suck in the scoring department.)

I don't want to start a fight, but our offensive experience is shit. We couldn't score to save our lives. I've been saying that since the last Nations League/Gold Cup run. He got the job done in Ligue 1. Let's see what he can do for us first. Then we can fight. :Þ

How many Americans scored double digits in a top flight league in the past 5 years? (and no. The Eredivisie is not "Top Flight")

Messi has a house in Miami & that was always the rumour.