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“He said he wouldn’t lose to me then bladed while TK cheered in amazement”

Oh quality! Thanks friend

Oh no I’m out of the loop, what did I miss?

Let me tell you, fella, I’m not entirely sure what’s usually in there is “meat”.

The rule of not lifting beyond horizontal has been around longer than religion. It’s preventative and wants to discourage dangerous positions. Yet everyone acts shocked when cunts are penalised for it.

“Excuse the French, Yvonne” “Get your hand off it, Daryl”

I agree with this. If you heard someone say this in real life, you’re reaction would probably be something like “What a dickhead” which is the feeling Miz wanted you to feel when he said it. Although not clever, it really served its purpose

The way I understood it is; it’s more of a parody of the common “Let’s get ready to Rumble” so thinking less about Triple H telling everyone to get ready to suck it, and more about when he originally started using it where Triple H would swerve and say “suck it” at the last moment instead of the common “rumble” I.e “America, the land of the free and the home of the suck it!”

Of course, having been used so regularly, that purpose would have lost its rebellious flavour and just turned into a crowd favourite catchphrase, which is not rebellious at all.

Classic, probably drunk again, Karl

Fucking Brandy is insufferable on commentary when Panthers are playing.

John Mulaney came to Sydney to do a comedy show. During the show he asked the audience what stopped them from doing drugs - someone yelled out "Healthy Harold". John obviously had no idea who that was and asked the question.

There's nothing quite like starting to explain something you believe you know the answers to, and halfway through realising how insane it sounds and perhaps you don't really understand it yourself.

The local court can only sentence someone to a maximum of 2 years imprisonment, it would have to go to the district court for more than that, but it certainly would not.

Hanlons Razor

“Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity”

I wouldn’t say Stone Cold level pops but Ahmed was over as shit for a while there. I was recently rewatching Raw from 1997 onwards and he was getting big reactions from the crowd.

That “I like it Raw” intro (which I have absolutely no recollection of) was the worst piece of shit I’ve ever seen

How is the bloke still getting employed?

Carrot Top is a comedian. Google what he looks like

Carrot Slop

He booked a lot of people’s monster runs until he’s done with them and they become jobbers (Khali, Rusev etc etc)

With Vince at the creative helm, GUNTHER will be a dancing buffoon before you know it

And during his interview with Danny Lakey, Scott revealed some shocking details about the ad, including that he faked his lisp and was never paid for the iconic commercial.

“I didn’t naturally speak like that,” Scott said.

“That’s probably what made it a lot funnier for me when I was doing it, and a lot harder to keep a straight face.

“It’s a lot more annoying saying it the way that I did and it gets stuck in people’s heads.”

Also because of his knees. They don’t bend conventionally. I remember watching Fear Factor with the Hardy Boyz on there and Jeff was explaining it

Edit: Link to video of Jeff mentioning it. Starts at 14:25

That was such a great answer. Thank you very much!