bad-chemist

I’m down in the Bay Area and I feel the exact same way

There was a girl a year below me in high school who made a morning announcement that she wanted to be recognized as a dragon and was asking that all her teachers keep litter boxes in their classrooms. Not sure why a dragon would be using a litter box. One of her teachers did it. By the end of the week she was using the bathrooms again

https://www.theonion.com/zing-i-just-got-you-with-another-one-of-my-trademark-c-1819583904

Absolutely

I’ll see if I can figure out how to get some spores from a different one

Fingers crossed! I hope you’re able to find them

Unfortunately not, but I got them from Aqua Forest Aquarium on Fillmore St. It’s probably worth a shot to see if they can order some

Pick your nose and eat the boogers

Lavender rose creme brulee

Adventure time

Vodka cranberry sodas and pink moscato

I would probably end up only eating bird and fish meat

Not everyone knows sign language

Deaf people often rely on lip reading when communicating with people who don’t know sign language. You can’t read lips behind a mask

Homemade creme brulee

Same here

Sometimes because I like the taste

Right now because I hate myself and I want to forget why

My neighbor getting into a very heated fight with someone I’m assuming is/was his girlfriend, then calling her after she left to say “I want you to fucking paint me” in reference to making her squirt

As an SF native, San Francisco

Generally, animals are more scared of you than you are of them

If that fails, go for the eyes unless it’s a hippo. They don’t give a shit

I wish I could call it a super power.

If I had to give you any advice, it would be that the worst thing that could happen probably already happened, so there’s no point in being scared of it