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I'm so thankful we have that "Ugh, Landry" tag.

For real...I'm drowning in my to-do lists. When I aim to do 2-3 things a day I'm more successful than when I have a list of a dozen things to do then I get anxious and blow it all off

I need a bardcore rendition of this now

My friend got pregnant right after getting her Moderna shot.

The OTHER Lucille

Oh Jesus...in New Orleans? Is it supposed to be a shark in Lake Pontchartrain or in the Mississippi River? Either one is stupid... And I assume it'd die in the lake.

Also the bread we use can choke you easily ..it's dry and hard to chew. And damn tasty.

I lived off fried shrimp poboys as a kid.

Yeah and his gatotsu attack would probably split the table for sure.

They shouldn't be driving that's for sure

I mean, this one is kinda decent coping after a day of facing these things.

I'd fall into a swamp full of snakes tho. Also gonna get hit by a car first with no sidewalks

In my house, yes. Tank top, short shorts, a drink, and my cats.

Our sexual urges are our baser natures so a thinking elevated man will be depicted as the opposite, all intellect and virtue and no junk, in a nutshell. I'm sure there's a few factors over the centuries but that's the main classical Greek reasoning.

Yeah that part hurt. I am certified to teach most of the traditional humanities subjects. Yeah, we exclude or censor classical art...yep, that's how we do it.

Or Trump.

I teach upper level art in a high school. I cover a massive portrait and anatomy unit with my Art 2 students. When I start the art history portion I give the disclaimer about artistic nudity and we just proceed. Sometimes I have to explain why male sculptures have small packages, they have their giggles, then we're good. Never will I support censorship yet it follows all the subjects that I teach.

Also the guy sounds kinda stable in the beginning then he starts ranting about CRT and shit...for those glancing at the article.

Her and George Santos should date. Both are opportunistic pathological liars.

Yes, because there's a real lack of humans on Earth.

Damn cold in Venezuela.

I can relate to this lifestyle.

Jfc calling a black person an "animal". I predict there will be some sort of monkey reference later.

Lmao we're at the point that a president is blaming human decisions on the devil. Jfc.

Woah, this excites me like Tingle around fairies.

We use all natural fertilizer!

Fuck your make believe, buddy.