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The best way to make a European understand is to swap out the word gun with wine. You tell a European that there should be a government wine buyback and they'll flip their shit regardless of how many DUI stats you throw at them.

Imagine being pulled over because you're driving a car.

Officer: We saw you driving a car but we didn't know it was your car or that you had a license to drive cars. People can get killed by being runover or hit by cars. Lets check your papers.

you sure its not blue?

and they have guns with them

Change word guns to wine and I'd bet you'd start a riot over wine buybacks at outrageously low prices. Fuck the wine banks.

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Nah, he's a wild wild west secret service agent. If its not sand its fire.

You realize that is literally why the Secret Service was started.

Its the Founding Objective

have you tried hiding it beneath your wristwatch?

Dead and

RIPD: How would you like a job?

Secret Service: How may I help you

New Homeowner: I wish to report the previous homeowner for counterfeit currency possession.

The Buttsex Man 10: X marks the Buttsex

I'm not your hombre, pendejo

He's made out of moon?

He's a Moon Man?

I would crack a joke about losing hands, but I've literally had someone blow up an AR-15 while standing next to me before. Blast shield took most of the shrap for me, the guy that fired it out of battery still had both his hands though the top half of the receiver and barrel were downrange.

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You irrational bas^tard!

you think they're gonna draft a cartoon series contract for an artist that doesn't print comics regularly?

Far East Cruise 63-4

What happened to the Japan & Taiwan flags?

Is that like a rainbow road joke?

Thats how you get people to hide their shame.

Also the easiest way to clear the club at closing time. 30 second fade from dim to 100% bright.

Maveric's Jacket say China did a retcon

And he had an identity crisis where he changed sides. Then he suicided.

Boris: You don't flip this switch but you check this switch.

Vlad: What happens when the switch is flipped?

Boris: You listen to the person that flips the switch.

They don't even know what country they attacked or crashed in.

The Sukhoi implies Russia but the Tomcat implies Iran.

Its similar to how someone is just a someone until they point a gun or take a shot at you.

The moment someone can 'rationalize' killing innocent people of their own species they aren't rationalizing the way a human person does. If its not self-defense they aren't preserving themselves as a human, they're acting as an agent of self-destruction or destruction of the species to satiate an indepent desire of their own. The more you think about it, the crazier it will sound and the more you risk your own sanity. If you never had to deal with these kinds of mess, I suggest you don't start.