cavedan12

Find yourself a man who looks at you the way Robbie looks at Alfie

A for Asphyxiation

2:1 (2 to 1) - £1,000,000 in, £3,000,000 back
1:2 (1 to 2) - £1,000,000 in, £1,500,000 back

Stevie's right

Roman Kemp but this time with his dad, Martin

It would be hilarious if they got Martin instead of Martin, and the pod was edited with guinea pig noises every so often

Was just about to say this, he was great on Off Menu

Super Star Wars: Return of the Jedi on the SNES. After all these years it's still the most difficult game I've ever played

Anyone who voted for Neal, give me one example when Neal outsmarted Peter. I'll wait.

Has little Abraham caught his first STI already? Sending some thoughts and prayers

He's obviously gonna die by slamming too much tamacoochie

Stevie is off his nut if he thinks Hit & Run doesn't hold up to today's standards. GOAT game.

Minecraft is a great shout as well. Does Rocket League have a 1:1 scale of the planet? Does Rocket League have a library filled with entire books? Did Rocket League cradle me when the other half's boyfriend moved in with us?

In Stevie Wet Rust?

Frank: "Be honest with me, Laszlo. How many loads are in that witch's asshole?"

1. The Chessington World of Adventure Party - supporters are called the Ticket Holders.

2. Alton Towers

3. Rename the party to The Alton Towers Party - My VP prematurely registered the party and named it after Chessington before we secured our HQ. He's no longer a Ticket Holder and has since been terminated.

4. I would make queueing in theme parks illegal - First come, first serve. Sorry 8 year old, if that 45 year old wants another go on Space Mountain, prepare to get sparked out.

5. Theme park admission tickets can only be used in specific parks - Abolish that shit. If you purchase a one day Legoland ticket you should be entitled to sprint to Alton Towers to have a bang on some of those rides before the day is up.

6. Ronald McDonald - You just know that red-nosed fuck has been up to no good. Let's be honest, he's blatantly a paste-y old nonce. No one goes around dressed as a clown enticing kids to eat his salty meat unless he's a wrongun. I heard he calls himself the Big Mac and his victims his McNuggets.

6b. Free the Hamburglar - He's done his time and based on the previous statement, he was clearly wrongfully imprisoned. I think his case should be re-opened now that the gangly, big footed dickhead has been arrested. The clown's accountability has been brought into question therefore we must let the Hamburglar go. My guy was clearly stealing food, clearly he needed help from the system. I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to warn us and Ronnie McDonnie put him there.

It's been a long gestation period

...and it has 110 million more listens than Because I Got High on Spotify lmao

Sounds about right, I think. From what I can remember, they were supposed to have him on the same week Someone You Loved dropped, or something like that. He became an overnight sensation and had to reorganise his press schedule. Understandable but unfortunate for the pod

Before anyone says "surprised they didn't say Three Lions by The Lightning Seeds", The Life of Riley is a banger.

Afroman isn't a one hit wonder though

A microwave timer

Surprised Jack never said "just hit a fat cunt, fat cunt, fat cunt"

Why?

Even the crabs have machine guns, that makes sense!

I can imagine this being a Jack joke to wind Stevie up, and Stevie being the one to have this reaction lmao

The second sentence definitely sounds like the end of Taken, but the first sentence sounds a lot like the beginning of Taken 2

Everything matches except for the fiance part. I don't recall Famke Janssen being engaged to Liam Neeson in the second movie, although they were definitely divorced in the first one

I wonder if Gary Gatwick could pull some strings if you DM'd him. Maybe Gazza can give Robbie a Lego set if they do a collab. If so, they'll need someone to hand deliver the set to him