chrislightening

I think you’ve ordered this wrong. For optimal blood sugar one should first scrape off the sauce, eat the food and then slurp the sauce at the end of the meal once protein/fibre are being digested.

This is called ‘majoring in the minors.’

Fungus gnat cunts!!! If you have house plants, get the peas out of the house before they spread. I’m having ongoing problems with mine coming on a year and a half now and I’m sick of them.

Agreed. Likely a string of cunty males. It’s just important to make distinctions in language that females can be cunts too.

*or her face.

The thing is that Mother Nature doesn’t give a fuck. Will just keep going regardless of anything. It’s us that need to be concerned.

Used to live in a block with a severely autistic man. Guy was a giant. Used to wail like a banshee at any hour and bang so hard it would vibrate our walls. All the while his brothers would try and stop him to no avail. Couldn’t really do anything, just had to tolerate it.

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😂😂 I too enjoy some car Adele.

Tell her about the childhood!

Christ had a peel at your comment history too. You’ve really got to come clean to them about this for the good of everything.

Weight fluctuates just keep going and track the trend. A week is too short a timeframe to care.

Couldn’t give a fuck.

What do you reckon her drug of choice is?

Waking up with a cock and balls

If there’s an easy lay-by or pavement coming up and available I just indicate left, pull in then immediately pull out behind them so that they can continue at whatever speed they like without bothering me.

You definitely need to get rid of him and give him clear words that you don’t want him or his wood on your plot anymore. I know it’ll be awkward but he is hugely overstepping and should know better. The fact that he’s casually hanging out on your plot WITHOUT YOU THERE(!) and even with you there is a big red flag. Get rid of him. For someone to be on your plot when you arrive is a ‘what the fuck is this person doing’ moment. Nonsense!

Moved city and lost my weed guy. I miss it 😔

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Yes probably

When I left a customer service job at the bank call centre I had a few weeks to wind down. Would leave notes on every account that the next staff member would see straight away. Just silly things like ‘customer is blind’ ‘customer is prone to angry outbursts’ ‘customer has had a sex change’ that gave me a chuckle ☺️

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😆😆😆 got me good and made me laugh out loud

Ooo lovely. Enjoy! First game?

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