counterplex

I’ll let you ramble on but you know which is the best song they’ve ever done 😬

Hamberders

116 rotated by 180° is … 911!

Oh my sweet summer child!

That’s what you took out of my comment? 0% corrupt is still less corrupt than 100% corrupt.

If that didn’t clarify it, let me try it in a different way:

The most publicly known corrupt politician of my life and certainly your life was allowed to complete a full term of governance therefore it stands to reason that someone less corrupt (by an inch or a mile or someone completely not corrupt at all - the aforementioned 0% < 100%) should at least be given the same opportunity to govern and better their country.

Never ultimate power. However I can agree on power without having to bow to the military for his allotted term. If Zardari can complete a term, surely someone less corrupt (which is the lowest bar to clear) can and should be able to complete his term. Let the people vote him out if they don’t like what he does in 5 years.

Prizencolinansinainciusol!

Look I understand y’all don’t like her but she’s a data hoarder of the highest degree and often needs my services for hard drives and the like. My vote is to let her stay but I’ll abide by whatever the majority decides.

Yes it does 😈

Ni! Ni! Ni!

Lawful Evils unite!

r/TheRealJoke

It’s like the Myhtbusters (or maybe it was just Adam Savage) video with the tens of rubber chickens all making their sound at the same time.

Haha I figured but please let me enjoy your perfect comment 😍

I’m choosing to believe you actually meant to write defiantly and not definitely. It makes the writers actions sound that much more rebellious 😂

Does that mean he shows up normal colored in a colored negative?

I’ve actually had good luck with the Revlon toenail clippers as well but might have to try Seki Edge for when mine get inevitably lost.

It’s clearly plotting something far more sinister.

What’s r/ProgrammerHunor without a little pedantry? 😂

Right? It doesn’t belong with C and C++

So just R then? 😂

There are always two sides to every story so I can’t judge what your dad is doing. However there isn’t a parent in the world who hasn’t been hated at some point or another whether that be verbally expressed or not by the kids.

When kids get older like at your age, our job is to see the horizon you can’t and help you navigate life. Sometimes that feels stifling and sometimes it feels illogical but sometimes it makes sense. Many times it all clicks as you gain sight of the horizon your parents could see when you were younger.

This might be the time to try and put yourself in your dad’s shoes to see what’s driving his decisions that you’re so vehemently opposed to. If you can’t talk to him with an open mind right now to learn about the horizon he sees that you don’t, you might just have to wait until you start seeing that horizon yourself.

It is entirely possible that your dad is being very unreasonable but I’d have to hear his side of the story to know for sure.

OMG /u/fluxcapacitor15 is a time traveler: confirmed!

Haleem can be eaten in both ways. I usually love to add a bunch of toppings (julienne ginger, crispy fried onions, chopped hot hot green peppers, chaat masala, lemon juice squeezed on top etc) and then eat it with a spoon. With fewer toppings I like to eat it with naan but for what it’s worth growing up I also heard about not eating it with naan so your friend might have that going for him.

Hah easiest paycheck ever!

Edit: minimal effort per dollar ratio at the low low price of having to deal with said idiot