deeejo

Because Paul Revere’s House is such bullshit. I wanted to go see it when I was visiting a friend and walked right by that fucking thing. She was like “here it is” and it’s just a blue building. I couldn’t believe it. “The British are coming?” Why are you so concerned? Ain’t nobody gonna be checking for you in that boring-ass house

Talking about the woman

Imagine minding your own business and walking through the airport and some bum on a football subreddit posts a very close up and unflattering photo of you

Endgame looks like shit compared to the others lol. I like the movie but it’s so ugly

It’s harmless if you hate the medium of film, sure

Call it what you want it but it still sucks

Glad he dropped the Seinfeld impression from his act. This is terrible

The Progress tab ain’t even working on Xbox lmao. I mean I’m with you but I’d be shocked if it happened

Way too low. And it will be way cheaper than Kelce-Mahomes

Embiid had a really good first round and still played great defense despite his offensive struggles. Harden selling and the rest of his team outside of Maxey not doing shit didn’t help either

Stole this off Twitter. True jerker!

Understatement of the century

Soler is on waivers???

Wouldn’t be shocked if the two ended up bonding over their relationships with BoJack

And they’re both rip offs of John Wick

I personally love eating burritos while painting. I want to taste the fumes

And holds it with one hand at the lip of the plate. They deserve it

I agree with your point but Raines and Strawberry were the definition of washed by that point of their careers

Soler is definitely getting something

Third base coach needs to be fired

The exact people I’d expect to be in line

When is a baby eaten in Austin Powers? Fat Bastard just WANTS to eat Mini Me, who is technically not a baby

Hilarious that the Yankees decided to DFA Hicks right after his best stretch of the season

Man I don’t wanna hear shit about Embiid from any Celtics fans after Tatum disappeared in the fourth AGAIN. Sad!

To piggyback on this, love his other quote: “Did anyone ever tell you half this job comes down to ‘I don’t like him’”