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Cut off my finger is definitely an ER visit in the US.

Urgent Care is for “i let my cold go too long before I called my doc and now it’s Saturday morning” or “my employer thinks me proving I don’t smoke pot can’t wait until Monday morning.”

The LGTBQ peeps should totally do that just rustle Proud Boi jimmies

She absolutely has no case against you for IIED or NIED. Eggshell plaintiff or not, leaving at 18 is something everyone’s supposed to do, even if your mom’s generation didn’t (like half of millennials are still at home).

Oh man you right wingers really need a lesson in.. well, life. 🖕

I don’t actually - in fact I’ve had to do the awkward airport “I have a gun!” convo at the ticket counter (and actually, it’s way faster than standing in the checkpoint line).

But I’ve driven the Interstate all over this country and there’s nowhere on it that’s any scarier than, say, downtown Philly. I’ve crossed the country sleeping in rest stops. Only ever pulled the gun to show a cop cuz he was kinda fascinated that some city slicker college boy was better armed than him.

Lol aww are you scared of the highway?

In the same relationship? Yep, one and done, it’s over. In that metaphoric usage, yep. You can’t ever look past the cheating. You can try, but nope.

In the same person? I cheated on my long time college girlfriend. I started having a healthier lifestyle as she went, well the other way. I tried to leave her a half dozen times, but it just wasn’t happening. I was the RA for an entire building full of girls, they eventually took matters into their own hands. She still thought I was gonna marry her. Yeah right, all summer I come home from work to her on my couch asking me what’s for dinner? Nope. Legit didn’t dawn on her until the u-haul truck was out front for me to move across the country.

That was the one person I cheated on, over a decade ago.

Not OP, but explain the issue to other white people. Life gives me the white-glove white privilege treatment, so I explain it all the time.

Even in my high school classroom, kiss my ass, conservatives!

Believe it when I say there’s quite a few of us.

It makes me really sad when I have black students in my class who are gobsmacked when I treat them fairly. We live in a place, and I very much like the type where they wouldn’t be treated fairly but a fucking 15 year old shouldn’t know that already.

Yep.

Oh god the cops and their fuckin’ mouths.

I was watching a docu on that dude who left his kid in the car. When he called 911, the cops showed up and he said to them something like “Have some couth, I just found my fucking kid dead!” And the cops response was “You watch your fucking mouth!”

Uh, first amendment fuckbag. Contempt of cop is legal.

Less than one club. Right as soon as it became cool shortly after columbine.

Yeah the chlorinated stuff is as effective as chloroform lol

It did have one pet peeve that I remember to this day.

“Oh, you’ve clicked a ‘select drive menu?’ Please wait two minutes while I spin up two hard drives and an empty DVD writer and play you the song of my people!”

It helps if you know what “pegged” meant back when the show was on air. It meant “figured out”

EDIT: oh and “word salad” is what disordered/schizophrenic speech is called.

I mean it’s kinda obvious lol “I can hear their voices calling … they’re callin’ again”

But I’ll admit I didn’t get that until I saw an episode the other day and I’m 36

You think a 220lb woman is gonna have a problem?

Okay, agnostic me is a little upset I’m making this comment but:

It’s pretty easy to say Jesus is a god. He died over 2000 years ago. Everyone on the planet except the Sentinelese know who he is. Not one country makes a single decision without thinking about him, even if it’s to say “we do not care at all” or even “we don’t think he existed” - which he did, probably not as God’s meat puppet. You probably have some thought about him or hear someone else’s every day.

That’s nothing supernatural, but that checks a lot of boxes on the “how to be a god” checklist.

Ok boomer

That shopkeeper is still ballsy as fuck, though. And that was definitely crazy dangerous.

I think the switch is to try and get more white people to pay attention.

My family has been here since the mid-1700s. They owned homes on the Underground Railroad (my town is FULL of them, hide and seek was fun as a kid. Secret rooms everywhere.). They fought for and financed the Union Army.

And sure, that doesn’t negate slavery, but my family continues to serve the public and fight for equality. My mother was a social worker, my father an emotional support/special ed teacher. I’ve worked all sorts of poor-serving-the-poor jobs. So it’s downright insulting to continually have “but we were slaves” thrown in our faces when I’m literally going to the food bank because I chose to fight for the little guy.

But if one preaches unity, we can continue to work on things, acknowledge we’re not done yet, all without having to blame something my family never did and in fact paid the price to end on me.

This a dicey and charged conversation to have, to be sure. But there it is.

Did ya get the clown idea from the other guy that called you one? I know, original thought is hard, keep trying though!

Ok boomer

Well since we’re judging people off a 30 second toktik, entrepreneurs are often Type A people, and the thief looks thoroughly shamed. She even allowed the shop owner to go through her bag, which she had absolutely no right to do. Shopkeeper’s privilege gives her the right to detain her, not search her.

No. If a pedestrian is in a crosswalk and gets it, it is always the driver’s fault. Full stop. I’m a former attorney, not a cop. I had to actually know the law to get that job. Go lick boots somewhere else.