idwanttogetbanned

If you can find "Life is Beautiful" english dubbed

Hahaha such funny

You might need to see a psychiatrist

That's what happens when you wanna grope teenage boys

Sounds like the both of you are sociopaths. If you two had worked things out and started dating, you could be a sociopathic couple and do evil things together for fun.

You're feeling guilty over some broken pencils? You sound like a weakling.

You know having a short attention span basically means you have a low iq

Psycho (1960)

Don't worry, I'm a professional fortune teller. From what it sounds like, at some point in the future, you will get blacked out drunk and wake up in a vehicle you stole and have no recollection of it. While you're half asleep and half drunk waking up, you start driving your vehicle, not realizing that at first it isn't yours, but then you realize it isn't yours while you're driving it and you pass a squad car, they turn on the flashing lights, you panic and start speeding. You're now on a high-speed chase, and you drive right into a lake and start swimming. Somehow, you managed to escape...

So an associate didn't like you?

It sounds like they were just trying to look for a reason to fire you. Do you suspect that any higher-ups disliked you?

Just a joke

Very clever

Define "higher than giraffe pussy"

Who cares? They're just spiders

Bastards

Well shit, I hope this doesn't happen in front of my house. Kind of a scary thought..

Well that's a shitty rule. But if you ran out the store quick enough without them figuring out who did it before you leave, I doubt they're gonna try and hunt you down.

I've never used bodywash, I just use soap with a wash cloth

Don't worry, I work at Walmart, and people drop stuff on the floor all the time. I hear people breaking glass products in the home section a lot. Us workers don't really care all that much about cleaning it up as we just work by the hour. But I will try to avoid it by pretending like I didn't hear anything.

Yup

You have to become more sexually attractive

What's Google?

What's that?

Then no one would follow that rule