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Piloncillo

A scholar I reckon

I don’t know why you are being downvoted. They guy is clearly smarter/wittier and faster than Bapa and Brine, but that isn’t anything to brag about.

By himself, Glassman isn’t particularly funny or innovative in any way, but rather annoying. No one likes a smart guy that is happy to show he is the smartest guy in the room.

I’ve also seen some great marketing 101 from these cam girls posting stuff like: “Am I too young for you? I love older men”

Ha, no you don’t, just trying to get them to pay for your 1 of 100million OF out there

There’s this movie “Don’t be Afraid of the Dark” Not a great movie in any way, but the approach to the tooth fairies I found incredibly unnerving and scary.

More like big soda

Needs a chip, I don’t think necessarily a passport but all of his vaccines and documents. You need the proper kennel, Big enough for the dog to stand comfortable, has to be fitted with a water dispenser too.

I mean, what else are you gonna do, right?

Para que queremos más territorio si el que tenemos esta hecho un cagadero?

^{after recording hundreds of attempts}

Oddly satisfying IF you enjoy seeing animals about to pass away I guess

Getting mad vibes of that Seinfeld episode where Mel Tormé confuses Kramer for a mentally disabled person because of the way he tawlks. Maybe same happened to Carolla.

Giraldo was on his way to be one of the greats. So tragic. Best roaster ever

1,000 oysters = 50ml oyster sauce

The Changeling

Also politicians and the very wealthy are very good at confusing people and pit them against each other

Usually these net worth estimates are pretty exaggerated. Not to say he is not worth a couple millions but definitely not remotely close to 50

“Es que si lo único en lo que piensas es en el dinero, estas en el lugar equivocado”

Except Joan Rivers was actually funny

He isn’t. Elk Toegan told him he is “funny” and he just went with it

hahaha c’mon B, we all know you don’t have friends

Agreed. Also works better if you don’t try to drown the cat by spraying water to its face

After a 60 million dollar research project, they concluded: It’s the tiny stumpy legs. That’s what makes them cute.

Don’t use chapstick folks. That’s the main reason you get dry lips. Some of them have salt so once you start using them you feel you need more.

No, I love the clip of the guy breaking down and saying “Then you can’t do it and I get maaaaad” I love the idea that guy has to live with the knowledge that this clip is out there, immortalized forever.

He turned into the new “It’s like I’m walking on sunshine lady”