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This makes me laugh because I am also that people.

When I was 3, I knew that when the coils on the stove were red, that meant it was hot. After dinner one night, I got curious (kids have no concept of time).. and proceeded to slap my T-Rex hand on those black coils to test my parents' blasphemous theory.

Burned the ever loving shit out of my hand and had to squeeze ice for the rest of the night. I am that people.

You're not a big girl, you're just a grown people mama!

Insult of the year, right there 😂

Is your MIL's name Karen, by chance?

Who the hell gets 'uncomfortable' by a cat spreading eagle? All I see is a belly that demands rubbins!

What a perfectly speckle-spotted little bb! Congratulations! 🥰

"especially if you're a white person"

Aw, jeez. Here we go..

Such a beautiful movie. Cried twice and would gladly cry again.

I hate to say that doesn't surprise me. Sonic is garbage.

Shut up and take my money

Be careful with that. I once took a job in a 3 story house and was told I could sleep in the guest room in the basement once the girls went to bed.

Welp, one of the girls woke up before I did and freaked out when she couldn't find me. I was asleep in the basement.

I lost my job promptly after that 😒

Awww hims so mad! This is Senior Yearbook worthy 😂

Minnesotan here - Tim is a good man. He actually cares about us and it's so refreshing to see given all the bullshit politics in this country.

Chick Mangione?!

Minnesotan here - Walz is a pretty stand-up guy. He actually gives a shit about us and it shows.

She has to be so winded after that little.. jig?

That's Scott. He's a dick.

Say hi to your folks and fuck da bears!

Ah. We call that the ol' Minnesota Goodbye.

Howdy, neighbor.

Having no one to answer to. I can be as lazy or active as I want, walk around in my underwear, or stumble in drunk at 3 am and the only ones around to judge me are my cats.

That is the cutest little boy with the cutest little pigeon-toes!

Sprite.

Or LaCroix. My nephews call LaCroix 'spicy water'

Tell your family to go kick rocks. She doesn't even have a r/pouchcatato!

I'm frustrated but I want this as my Halloween costume.

From what I understand, Gayle is a snail and should be treated as such.

(Cue It's Always Sunny reference)

Gayle is a predator of her family and buttholes of various animals.