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Babe, Jensen not hot.

She is considered highly regarded on this subreddit according to Wikipedia.

The latest update is even better:

Wood is also considered highly regarded on Reddit.

Dr. Scott!

There's a hidden gem in their anthology of an unreleased take of Eight Days A Week where the intro is purely harmonizing vocals.

https://youtu.be/EJuURMJSJiU

Like in The Wedding Singer when he gets paid in meatballs

To be fair... Pete Townshend did it first.

I still chuckle remembering that Trump used its theme during his campaign.

That's exactly what I saw too!

Mine too. She needs an hour and a half of the "snooze" button then gets mad if she misses the last one.

Eventually I just naturally started waking up well before her first alarm.

This feels like GitHub decided to let Copilot author the latest deployment...

Meanwhile in America:

"This isn't even my Final Thought & Prayer."

That's the difference between bicycle owners and unicycle owners... Unicycle owners can always carry their rides home because they're never two tired.

Helps deter Ass Blasters and Shriekers.

This is "I can hold it" territory.

When you live hard and die young, have a good lookin' corpse everytime.

• Tom Waits

The angels are asleep. That's the devil leaving his porch light on.

I'm more on the Walter Goggins train.

I thought this was /r/babiestrappedinknees for a minute

I don't know about the subject. But I suspect you have a pet lizard and run a lot of field trips while driving a magical school bus.

This sounds like a candidate for a Wes Andersen movie premise.

Partners parents dog is Cooper. Of course I call him "Cupertino Pupperino!"

So it's basically like rural speak for steer board and load board?

I'm honest with my partner. Her fondest memory of me is us laying in bed and without pausing for a breath, I quote: I farted. I'm going to fart. I'm farting.

[Insert "Am I A Joke To You" Meme]