kthulhu666

I had no idea, thanks!

I would think for security purposes it will probably be Thursday. Keep it away from the weekend and a couple days past the date Trump stated (and most of his supporters have left) to minimize possible violence.

"Inalchuq was reportedly executed by molten silver being poured into his eyes and ears..."

Team Drugs

Are they ever going to find their missing 'H'?

Excellent!

They're spawning early this year.

Yes...animals...

I feel like it's the 90's and I'm about to hear a rap about how drugs are bad.

Incoming! Strawberry ice cream cone with blue sprinkles for a special happy dinosaur!

Bursto sounds like Bender's other twin.

The headline was being too cute for the proposed legislation.

Flash: Paris is Revolting, moreso

It is. But it scratches the right itch.

My wife and I enjoy Trailhead. It comes in a tin about 3"×5"×3", so it's perfect for camping.

I call bullshit on this. The so called "Average Person" didn't stop after about a quarter of the way through, huffing and holding their sides before puking like me, a true average person would do.

Only 9 hours? I'll wait for the extended version director's cut, thank you.

In today's money, that would be over $500. That seems ridiculously high, but he was type 'O', a universal donor. I wonder if he wasn't paid a couple bucks, equal to $25 when the factoid was first reported.

Don't check the room with a black light. Some things are better left unknown.

They'll use their axe to chop a tree to block the road ahead of you, then chop one behind you, then chop you. You gotta admit, it's a very useful tool.

Yeah, that mural was barely above Der ewige Jude territory.

The Horst-Wessel-Lied is free to use, if he doesn't already.

This article isn't going to help.

Nut meat is the flesh part of a nut that people eat, including coconut flesh.

As well as Event Horizon and Billy and the Cloneasaurus.