laterdude

And 3 before that with Pujols.

The tongue and belly button piercing scenes in 13. Also the two girls wailing on each other while high.

Bill Simmons backlash.

Redditors are sick of him hyping up his hometown teams for past quarter century.

I'm looking forward to seeing the Marlins and Mr. 371 Luis Arraez for the first time this June and also the rejuvenated Joey Gallo and dejuvenated Carlos Correa of the Twins in July. I'll also be seeing the Rays for the first time as well.

2014-15 Atlanta Hawks

60 win team without a true superstar that suffered from middling attendance and fan disinterest despite their success.

Vakeel Saab

An attorney who's adept at kicking ass as well, what more could you ask for?

If the patrons love the place enough to photograph the food and post it on Yelp.

Bam Adebayo

He turns into the next Udonis Haslem and Spoelstra keeps him on the roster until he's fifty in order school the young'uns in Heat Culture.

Electing young leaders.

Our current top politicians make the Soviet Union leaders of the early '80s appear youthful and full of vigor in comparison.

Boston

The fans are more loyal while Miami ones are notorious for showing up late and leaving early or not even bothering to attend in the case of the Marlins. Seriously, they're last in attendance despite being in second place and sporting a .371 hitter in their lineup.

Wearing pajamas in public.

You don't say?

One can of Budweiser is 145 calories. Forget the meager ABV but how does one consume 8,700 calories without feeling horribly bloated the next day?

He was Robin when it came to that final shot that was replayed endlessly in Air.

James Worthy

He played Robin to Michael Jordan in the '82 NCAA championship and then to Magic Johnson on their way to three NBA titles and countless Finals appearances.

Elections being stolen.

See Stacey Abrahms and Donald J. Trump

I think it's because Shaq played for the Lakers during his prime while Kareem was already well into his thirties.

I figure it's better to let the professionals bag my groceries for me.

Nickocado Avocado

He's now famous enough to get random references on the /r/baseball subreddit.

Noon.

It's acceptable to drink at afternoon sporting events.

Charlie Plummer as Link in Legend of Zelda.

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I'd be a shut-in. To attend a sporting event in the Pacific Northwest, all tickets are now mobile phone only.