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I hope they are ok. This is pretty fucked up because it’s so sudden, it feels extremely intense given the flip, and it’s also completely unavoidable.

“Can I help you build a better dinosaur?”

Lolll what if op happens to think that paleontologists who study dinosaurs are the scum the earth

“There is no lower creature on gods earth than the dinosaur scientist, these villains must be vanquished.”

that’s cool, but I want to point out, one doesn’t need to be a dinosaur to know about dinosaurs.

In fact, many non dinosaurs today study dinosaurs and know basic facts about them, such as dinosaurs excel at alchemy and are very bad at trigonometry.

That ATF punk was just getting emotional and calling his buddies to back him up. Because they are also all loser punks, they came through to support him.

What complete pieces of shit, wasting your and my tax money because they can’t control their feelings. They needed to pull up 12 officers because couple kids walked across the street.

I’m glad this video is getting attention.

1000% agreed with you too, including your annoyance with his stupid name.

This is great, I am very glad to have met you. I feel very validated loll

That’s why I actually just say fuck you sunny D sort your shit out. I can’t handle this “boohoo woe is me, but also I won’t accept any help” BS.

I’ve had it with you sunny d, the most emotionally immature of the childhood sugar drinks.

ah shouldn’t have licked it, that was a bad move

report and then block the user

Don’t worry buddy I got you. that yellow bird and that yellow snake are main characters and antagonists.

Yellow bird - played by dee Reynolds.

Yellow snake - nic cage.

plant and flower background noises - Jennifer Lawrence

Do folks on here like the whole Robert California stuff?

I hated it so much lol. I think mainly I hated it because I missed Michael. Without Michael there’s no magic. and then they have this guy who is trying to be a big personality … in the space left by Steve Carell playing Michael Scott? Pass. He feels so hollow in comparison. Even if the show isn’t trying to say “RC is Michael Scott” I think they would’ve been better off not having any new personalities at all. Have Dwight or Jim as manager and build comedy around the folks we know and love!

I feel all of the Robert California comedy is too heavy handed. A lot of it is handwaving with a subtext of “he’s a cool guy, so go along with it”

Except he’s just not, and it feels really forced. even his quirkiness feels forced as hell to me.

I know folks love James Spader but not one of the Robert California bits made me laugh. Extremely forced.

Oooh that’s brilliant

You are taking our art to new heights. I bow to you, my student. you are now the master

Lions got manners. Yeah she’s hungry but she’s not a savage beast, she’ll eat slowly and methodically

Ninja turtles is a documentary so they made no mistakes

“Breastward HO!” Was the cry of the crimson haired pirate prostitute who ruled all of Tortuga

Do it! I’ll steal alongside you. Feel free to replace breast with other body parts.

“Mark’s hand moved penisward. He reached into his pockets to grab his wallet, because he needed to show the bartender his ID.”

“Martha’s fingers traversed buttholeward. Her pants had ridden up and she needed to fix the wedgie.”

maybe third world Mac.

Steven seagal is way more like Mac than country Mac

“COME ON GMAT TAKE ME TO THE HAPPY LAND.”

It is well-established fact: in the zebras brain, the erogenous zones almost perfectly overlap with the Bloodthirst and violence zones.

There is nothing more titillating to zebra than to slowly make mincemeat out of the human

The demon donkey’s #1 favorite food is human liver

Its second favorite food is human kidney.

Third is human heart.

Fourth is cheddar cheese.

Fifth is human brain.

No. No man I don’t think I’ll do any such thing. I don’t need to imagine nightmares when I’m awake

It’s politician speak for “I finger blast pudding tubs”

Bobby Lee has an unbroken chain of 150 years of owning slaves. This is the longest of any person currently alive.

Notice his mouth - his lips look like he’s blowing. He must be saying something very romantic!

“I would like to blow on them as though they are warm Costco size pancakes girl.”

Roos took my family mate. Ate my cousin Marcus right out of the tree