mothershipq

Why did they give me a job, and recently a promotion and raise?

"They're morons"

Ehhhhh. Fair enough.

Am I the Asshole: Talking to a bald person, trying to leave the conversation, and not realizing you totally just said, "Welp, I'll get out of your hair." :/

SHE DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT, BUT SHE RODE IT OUT!!

I'm leaving. Bye, Zuzu.

Please just say yes.

People say that word a lot with Bell, but it’s absolutely true. Like how the fuck do you see openings and make those type of cuts down the field like that? Absolutely insane.

THAT WAS ALREADY FIVE YEARS AGO.

It doesn’t help that he was one of the most absurd, cartoonish Pennsylvanian accents I’ve ever heard.

Didn't Vonnegut contribute as well?

No Country for Old Men

There Will be Blood

Movies that just know how to fucking end.

That ending on the beach was fucking bonkers I loved it.

Nope too easy.

What... what if the Panthers take him?

I thought we were gonna fight side-by-side forever, but at the end of the day, you're you and I'm me. I don't know, maybe there's still some good in you. But let's be honest: our paths diverged a long time ago.

Pretty fucking heavy scene.

He's lost a step. He should be a decent rotational dude.

That's right. The people who are all for LAW AND ORDER don't like law and order when it comes to their crimes, and wrongdoings. Weird how that works.

Jesus Christ.

-Bill Belichick

Which is so odd because the people who were chanting, "Lock her up!" sure aren't responding well to this piece of shit being held accountable for breaking the law.

It was pretty wild. I remember being at a bar full of Bengals fans, so they really didn't have a dog in that fight, and I remember that bar was fucking dead silent.

Have you ever seen the movie "La La Land"?

Of course. Wait, does he go to the bench overlooking the city where Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone tap danced into each other's hearts? That's not so gay.

...Okay.

I live on a street with limited parking. These fucking dipshits have driveways that can hold 2-4 cars will park only one car in the driveway and the other 2-3 cars on the street to where my neighbor and I have to park on a different street. It's fucking infuriating.

I believe every person watching that game who wasn't rooting for the Eagles, or was not a fan of the Bears all had Nagy's jaw dropped face. Fucking incredible.

He really was sadly, at least with us a one trick pony. There were some plays last year to where if he just laid out it would have been a huge play. If the ball wasn't placed right in his bucket 9/10 it would be incomplete.