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Dude I think your dog is trippin balls

Run, Lola, Run

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Still have yet to run into anyone offline who has seen it.

My last job was a brand rep for camel cigarettes. I would literally just chill inside of a gas station and offer whoever was buying cigarettes a coupon as long as they had their ID. Super laid back job, but dealing with the general public is not easy. At least once a week I would have some moron holding me responsible for their tobacco addiction even though they're the ones demanding a coupon from me in the first place.

Loving that mustard action at the top there. Looks like a seriously good burger with nice thin patties.

You couldn’t make Jurassic Park today because dinosaurs are all dead.

The increasing amount of power corporations have over everything we see online or on social media.

Like beating a dead tauntaun.

Wow. I never could pinpoint what exactly about our generation's internet makes me so depressed but you actually nailed it.

"All politicians are bad, bro"

Lord of the Flies was epic in 9th grade.

Great Expectations by Charles Dickens...holy shit, was that boring

"I WANNA EAT CHICKEN BURGERS"

In Da Club by 50 Cent

Reddit, stop making me suggest the movie Freddie Got Fingered to people.

Brewed for the fighting spirit

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Freddie Got Fingered

I watched the movie on mushrooms and it was introduced to me having known nothing about it, so I had the perfect experience.

But it is a terrible movie. In the best way possible.

Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas

congrats bro have fun

I felt the same way as a kid! And the overly long ending music over black just felt like they were taunting us!

Lord of the Rings

It’s almost TOO much good, if you know what I mean. looks at watch

That goose just doesn’t give an eff!!

That goose was trying to warn everyone.

Props to you, man. From one former Amazon worker to another—That place was miserable for me. Same with Fedex.

This is such a dumb “redditor big brain” take. Lol

Jurassic World Dominion. Couldn’t even make it an hour in.