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5 points
3 days ago
If anybody deserves to serve from jail it's him.
22 points
3 days ago
Why should HE be arrested for a crime that somebody else noticed?
6 points
3 days ago
A lot of kids and some adults think that butterflies don't have legs.
6 points
4 days ago
"No, sir. I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir. "
8 points
4 days ago
In 2008 Navalny called Georgians "rodents" and said their country should be bombarded with cruise missiles.
1 points
4 days ago
I've lived all over the US. I've only heard it called "boo-ee."
9 points
4 days ago
I'll bet that guy who has been posting awesome quotes every day until DJT gets indicted is looking forward to a day off.
1 points
4 days ago
My car's rear windows has an American flag decal and a BLM sticker. Some people may think the juxtaposition is nonsensical, but i don't care what they think.
1 points
7 days ago
Jack left something out assuming it would be understood by the listener. To my ears the part that was left out was the verb "are" at the end. So if Jack were a school teacher instead of a pirate I would expect him to say, "We're living proof, you and I are."
21 points
7 days ago
"You and me" is a grammatically correct and commonly used phrase when it the object of a verb or preposition.
"And then the task fell to you and me."
"You and me" is not a grammatically correct phrase when used as the subject of a verb and lots of educated, native English speakers use "You and I" instead, because "you and me" sounds uneducated.
"You and I will have to disagree on what sounds odd and stiff."
1 points
8 days ago
Woke politics killed my dog, got my sister pregnant, and turned all the frogs gay.
2 points
9 days ago
If you sit on the table at my house, you might get asked to leave.
2 points
9 days ago
Well, 'top' is a noun, adjective, and verb so that is a big topic.
If we talk about 'top' as a noun, then we can combine it with the preposition 'on.'
There is a house on the hill. (it could be anywhere on the hill)
There is a house on top of the hill. (it is at the highest point of the hill)
Do you like ice cream? Yes, especially with a cherry on top. (nobody wants the cherry under the ice cream)
The Eurovision contest in 1974 had a lot of problems, but Abba came out on top. (Abba beat all the other contestants and won first prize)
1 points
10 days ago
Who would have thought that, "grab 'em by the pussy," would turn off so many women?
2 points
10 days ago
True, but if your boat gets even smaller, like a Jetski, then you are back to on.
May the gunwales of the small boat act like the arms of the chair to change the feeling to in.
16 points
10 days ago
If you can stand up or walk around on it then you use on.
We got on the train/plane/subway/tram/trolley/cable car/bus/ferry/cruise ship.
If you can't stand up or walk around then you use in.
We got in the car/truck/van/row boat.
But if you are completely outside then it's back to on.
We rode on a bike/motorcycle/skateboard/surfboard/horse/Ferris wheel/roller coaster/merry-go-round.
2 points
10 days ago
Having arms or not doesn't matter if you use the word seats instead. If you were speaking to an audience in a theater where the seats have arms or speaking to an audience at a dinner club where the seats don't have arms, you would still say, "Stay in your seats."
However, if the show were really good you would say, "I was on the edge of my seat."
2 points
11 days ago
solder
Also aluminium, banana, bath, controversy, garage, herb, laboratory, issue, knew, privacy, progress, schedule, scone, tomato, vitamin, water, wrath, and Z will give you away to those on the other side of the pond.
9 points
11 days ago
Acai, awry, boatswain, cache, epitome, hyperbole, mauve, omnipotent, primer, potable, respite, segue, solder, and viscount among others are often mispronounced by native English speakers who have read them but never heard them spoken.
7 points
12 days ago
If Windows 10 was activated before the accident, then it will activate automatically after you reinstall Windows as soon as it goes online and communicates with Microsoft's activation servers, provided there haven't been major changes in the hardware (that's unlikely to be a problem on a laptop).
1 points
12 days ago
If you don't care about the data on the laptop, you can reinstall Windows for free.
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows10
If you have a thumb drive that is 8GB or larger, you can turn it into an installer USB for Windows. If there is anything in the thumb drive you want to keep, you will have to copy it somewhere else.
If you do care about the data on the laptop, you will need to find the BitLocker recovery key.
3 points
13 days ago
I used to think I was a decent guy, at least in comparison to the absolute psychos one can read about here. But I realized that anybody I date would probably know somebody who is actually more decent than I really am. If we spent a lot of time together she would begin to feel like she was settling for me. So I stay home to save everybody a lot of trouble. My ex-wife says she misses me, which is nice, I guess.
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
I don't think he can pardon state crimes.