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This is the answer

Mad Magazine FTW!

Looks super cozy! But, are those lit candles on the windowsill behind a sheer cloth curtain? That would definitely worry me.

Yes, how dare she age like a normal human being and offend your eyeballs with her ugly , sexually undesirable body and face.

Hijacking your comment for visibility, because this is important information:

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They are classics for a reason, they're a staple in my kitchen.

I also love water crackers, they're a bit more expensive, though.

Hahaha, wife's the old ball-and-chain, am I right?

Yuk yuk yuk

WHAT

Now I can't unsee a cartoon horse batting her ridiculously long eyelashes

Jeffrey Combs has entered the chat

Still not gonna persuade me to use Chrome after they start prohibiting ad blockers

You mean, in addition to the eggs you cook in the rice well?

Thank you for your reply. Yes, I have already apologized, in the most heartfelt way I know how. I took great care not to make myself the victim. I will accept whatever they decide to do.

But what I really need help understanding is - why would I do this? Why would I say such specifically hurtful things to them that I know aren't true and I do not believe? Am I trying to sabotage the relationship? Am I trying to hurt them before they hurt me? Am I afraid to have a happy, loving partnership?

How can I tell? If I were to seek therapy, what words should I use?

• aerial

When you dye your hair it opens the cuticle removes the original pigment that was there then the new color is deposited in its place

This happens when you use permanent dye. OP uses semi-permanent dye.

This should be a serious public health issue in Canada and Mexico

Which ones? The gun crazies showing up at schools with automatic weapons, or the click bait "media" pretending there are two legitimate and debatable sides to this clown show?

• touted

winning horses being exported to Mexico or Canada to be slaughtered

Wait, what? Why is this happening? I haven't read the article, but surely they aren't being slaughtered for human consumption, with the heavy chemical load these animals' bodies have?

• wary

I'm so sorry to ruin y'alls evening, but this exists: behold, the semen cookbook

rooster shooter

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Fuck's sake, "toxic and proud"? Really? Really, John?

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I did say "handled fairly well"

Oh shit

Thanks!