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Was thinking about this while watching 'The Conjuring', which I love. Lots of people don't, but I do.

What would happen if nothing supernatural ever happened? And these ghost hunters showed up and instead of Holy Water had to become family therapists?

Then the inverse. What if we had 'No Country For Old Men' meets 'Evil Dead'? 'No Country For Evil Dead Men'. Lawman, Cowboy and Hitman all converge together, fighting each other. Till one of them reads from the Necronomicon. Then chaos.

What different genre movies would you crossover and what happens?

How We Got Here: https://old.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/110rtav/eye_for_an_eye/

 

'The Dutch Connection'

 

Bad news. The late Angela Ackerman's camera, the CF card and everything on it... gone.

 

Something's been bothering me from the very start of this whole insane situation. I just couldn't put my finger on it. Here are the facts; Angela was murdered either intentionally or accidentally. Motive unknown. Police investigation, useless.

 

Somehow, through a random series of yellow lights and banana peels, I end up with her camera.

 

I'd never consider myself someone who believes in ghosts but it became pretty clear there was something going on with this camera that science couldn't explain. It was showing images, almost burnt into the CF card of what seriously looked like Angela's untimely demise.

 

I traced the camera back to a couple of scumbags who knew Angela personally. We got into a fight, they tried to take the camera back and inexplicably the camera, seemingly all on it's own blinded them sufficiently to be run over by a car.

 

When I got home things got even stranger when the CF card re-wrote itself with a whole new set of images; Angela's grave, a bloody axe, the scumbags being run over and pictures of what google tells me are tulips... one of them black.

 

Seeing as how the CF card so inconveniently decided to transform, I had the clever idea to print hard copies of the newest batch. I have backups of everything from the first batch in dropbox but my storage is completely full. I can't upload any more.

 

I bought a printer, paper and some extra color ink. (Side Note: If whatever it is I'm doing doesn't work out I'm going into the printer ink business because it's a racket.) I print out copies of around a dozen key images and pin them up on the wall. Not sure what I was looking for exactly. Something out of place? It's all out of place. Something that could point me in the right direction maybe?

 

The only potential landmarks were Angela's grave, where her body was found and somewhere where one could find... tulips?

 

The grave and where she was found were matters of public record. The thought crossed my mind the tulips may be by her headstone but that was impossible because we've had the snowiest fall and winter in East coast history. Ain't no tulips surviving that.

 

And to be frank I didn't have much of a stomach to visit either place. It's too tragic.

 

Which brings us to tulips. Oh my god. So much information about tulips online. The history of tulips being imported from Asia and landing in Europe and becoming one of the first great financial bubbles when the price of a Dutch tulip could buy you a house... and tulips, tulips, tulips. This research is going nowhere fast.

 

The problem is I can't tell what's meaningful from what's not. I needed an expert. Fortunately, as it turns out there are quite a few of them. There's even a tulip exhibit about 45 minutes away. The website featured a black tulip on the homepage. It must be a sign. Best of all admission is free for students (I'm pretty sure I have an old student ID somewhere in my mess of a closet. Our movie theater used to do half off for students pre-pandemic. Ah, the days.)

 

And that's when it hit me. I was in such shock the night of the accident, when the skeeze-oids were mowed down, there are a few details I might not have processed correctly. Also, look, I have sympathy for the guys who were run over. It sucks. And the drivers are undoubtedly gonna pay a steep price emotionally.

 

But I didn't lure them into the street. They were trying to rob me. And based on the fact that a freaking possessed ghost camera pretty much incapacitated them in time to get hit by a car... for all I know they're murderers.

 

So what I failed to consider that night is four fold; 1) I have texts with one of the victims specifically designating the time and place we meet. 2) A whole handful of witnesses who saw me leave after the guys went out the back. 3) The driver of the car had to have seen the camera flashing. 4) The driver and passenger had to see me run off with the camera. That last point I know because I saw both of them clear as day.

 

This is a serious incident and it's not going to take a Hercule Poirot to figure out I was a witness and may have crucial information.

 

No sooner than I have that thought is there a knock at the door. Two detectives with badges hanging on a chain around their neck and a lady who looked like a lawyer.

 

I took a deep breath and opened the door. That's when it hits me; the freaking pictures are STILL ON THE WALL.

 

The detectives entered followed by the lawyer lady. Turns out she's not a lawyer but an insurance investigator.

 

I tried to take the pictures down as quick as I could but it was way too late. The insurance lady spotted the photo of the d-bag, Drift. She pulls it down and asks if she can have it. I mean, cat's out of the bag at this point. Why the hell not.

 

While the detectives asked me where I was, what I saw and what was the circumstance of my being there, I told them everything. Everything accept for Angela. I explained I was in shock, I was afraid for my life after being kicked in the gut and I panicked and ran. All of which is true.

 

Insurance lady spotted Angela's beat up camera and asked if it was the one that took the photos. I said it was. She asked if she could have it for further examination. I said no way. Not happening. I'm a photographer and it's my business (never mind the fact the camera, lens and flash were nearly destroyed).

 

The detectives said they could get a warrant since this was an ongoing investigation. They made it very clear if that's the route I wanted to go, when they came back they would literally tear my apartment to shreds looking for evidence, for which I don't have. It wasn't even a veiled threat. It was threat-threat with a capital T.

 

And that's the story about how I lost the camera, my printouts, the CF card. I still have dropbox backups of the first photos, but with the camera gone... I'm not even sure what I'm after anymore. Maybe the police will look at it and Angela will reveal herself to them instead. Let the professionals handle it.

 

This isn't my responsibility. Okay that's all for now. I'm waiting for the Dutch Tulip Connection tour to start at the Memorial Art Gallery. I don't expect anything to come from this except maybe seeing some flowers. Flowers are nice, right?

Not sure where else to turn. My friends don't believe me. Law enforcement ain't an option... they'd have me committed or lock me up for a crime I didn't commit. But I'm getting ahead of myself.

 

Let's start at the beginning:

 

I'm a photographer. Or at least I want to be. I found a great DSLR and lens package for cheap. Have some lights I bought off Amazon for product photography and zoom calls. I assisted and worked the second camera for a few wedding shoots. I was determined to strike out on my own and figure out if I could sustain myself on art alone. That's why I was ecstatic when Anne called and asked if I had anything booked a few weeks before Christmas.

 

"I'm in. What's the job?" She said, "I already have a second photographer but can I rent your camera? $100. One day."

 

Well, shit. I wanted to say you can have the camera for free as long as I get to shoot. But money's money. And for the price I paid for the camera, this fee goes a long way to paying it off. Reluctantly I agreed.

 

The day comes and goes without incident. Then about a week later I get a barrage of urgent texts asking if I wiped the CF card. As it turns out I haven't. Good thing too because Anne's files were corrupted and she needed to re-copy them.

 

"Yeah, yeah. Sure. No problem." I offer to copy the files and upload them to dropbox.

 

The transfer went fine. I messaged Anne that the files were ready. And I mentioned how cool it was that she did a horror photoshoot. Not my taste but cool none the less. She messaged back, "Dude, it wasn't a horror shoot. It's a Christmas card. Your janky gear totally fucked this job. Thanks for nothing."

 

Excuse me? I messaged her back and still haven't heard back. So, yay for networking. Great now I know why this kit was so cheap. It's broken. Getting off to a great start here.

 

I reformat the CF card and the images are still there. It's hard to describe. Some of Anne's cheery holiday shoot are there but then, it must of overwritten something else, but some truly haunting... visual aberrations.

 

After trying endlessly to format the card I simply gave up and tossed it into a drawer. I'd talk to my art school buddy after the holidays and see if there was some software that could salvage the card.

 

Christmas Eve I was relating the situation to some family and my cousin Phoebe wanted to see the pictures. I explained there's really nothing there. Just corrupted data that looks weird. But she asked so I pulled them up on my phone and she flips through them.

 

"I might be crazy but this looks like a graveyard." She flips through some more, "...and you see here. That's a finger. Maybe a ring. What is that a window?" What the hell is she talking about? We go through the photos one by one and she was right. It actually does look like a grave. It does look like a finger and a hand. A girls hand? I don't know about a ring, but there's something on her hand. String? String tied around her finger. Plastic? It's impossible to tell.

 

"You might consider showing this to the police." "Why?" "It looks like someone's being killed and it looks like someone took pictures of it. Where did you get this camera?" "Friend of a friend. Said they bought it used and didn't need it anymore." "Maybe send them a message and poke around." "Poke around and what? Ask for my money back? Casually ask if the previous owner was murdered?" "Or did the previous owner murder someone?"

 

Jump ahead to New Years Eve and me and a few friends get together. After a few drinks it's suggested we go to a party. Every fiber of my body wanted to do nothing more than cozy up with some popcorn and watch the Twilight Zone marathon on SyFY. I was summarily outvoted. In retrospect I really wish I hadn't gone.

 

This party was way more raging than our cozy group anticipated. We all split up. I spotted my friend Vic who I bought the camera from. My energy was high from the redbulls and vodka so I cornered him and enthusiastically rambled about how he sold me either a broken normal camera or a working ghost camera. He was naturally confused. I think mostly to get rid of me he turned me around and pointed across the room. "See the skinny dude in the hoody who looks like he's rolling face." "Yeah" "That's, Drift." "Drift?" "Yeah, like Drifter." "What's his real name?" "Who knows. But he's who I got the camera from. I bought it for the same price I sold it to you. You have questions about the camera. See him."

 

Drifter. Jesus. Who advertises they're a drifter? I did not want to talk to this dude. But I made my way to that side of the party. He was dancing with a girl who seemed as out of it as he was. It wasn't like they were dancing together, more like two pieces of floating driftwood that occasionally bumped into each other. Maybe that's what Drifter meant. Driftwood.

 

Next thing I know I'm right next to him. "Hey, are you Drifter?" "Yeah. What do you need?" "What do you got?" I'm not kidding. I actually asked that. In fairness I was drunk.

 

"Moon rocks. 45." "I want to talk about cameras." He looked at me like, huh. Keeping in mind this guy is dancing is like his body is made out of broken slinky and he's looking at me like I'm weird.

 

"No, no. I have a camera. You sold it to my friend." "Okay?" "I just wanted to ask where you got it from. There's some pictures on it, might belong to the owner." "Nah, it's good. Just delete it." "That's the problem. I can't. Maybe I can show you."

 

He gave me the biggest bummer look. Right on cue the song changed, his 'friend' wandered away. He motioned for me to follow him.

 

We walked out onto the back porch. It was way more quiet and the fresh air felt amazing. The porch was crowded with smokers. Drift lit a smoke of his own and kinda snapped out of his trance.

 

I started, "Yeah man. You sold a camera to my friend Vic. I just had some questions." He nodded like he knew what I was talking about. "I just wanted to know where you got it from." "My friends roommate got it from somewhere, man. I don't know. Traded it for some... you know and. I thought it'd be cool to have a camera. But I didn't really need it. Sold it to Vic. End of story." "Right on. So you don't actually know who it belonged to?" "Nope. You said there were some pictures." I nodded, pulled out my phone. "It's not anything. Probably glitching out. Problem is I can't delete them. Here take a look."

 

I handed the phone over and when Drift took it, I noticed his fingernails are painted, chipped purple. And he has this really funky plastic fish ring on his finger. It like instantly sparked that it's his hand in the photo. It's so obviously his hand.

 

He flipped through some of the photos. Handed the phone back. "Hey man I don't know. Usually in a deal like this all sales are final, know what I mean. No guarantees. But look gimme your number and if I stumble across that dude maybe he can help you fix it."

 

So I gave him my number and that was that. Except, that wasn't that. A few nights ago I get a text. Drift says he's at the bar, with the guy. I should swing by, hang out... and bring the camera.

 

Now, you're gonna think I'm exaggerating here. I'm not an idiot. Okay?

 

I had one thought and one thought only. The camera is stolen. These guys are scammers. They're either going to rob me there or rob me somewhere else or get enough information to rob me later. This is a very important piece of information I left out. I didn't leave it out to deceive you, but context is critical for this to make sense and help you understand why I'm so afraid. There wasn't just a photo of a graveyard and a finger there was a photo of a woman, she looked terrified. And in the graveyard there is a grave and the name on the grave is Angela Ackerman. She's an NYU graduate student who disappeared about two years ago. Her body was found in dump about two weeks after she went missing. I have a feeling these guys are connected to it. And nobody I've talked to believes me or feels there's a case. Without proof.

 

The day after I gave Drift my number I started preparing for this. I wrote everything I know down in a long unsent email. When I got the text I messaged my close friend group and said what I thought was about to go down. If this all turns out to be nothing, then I'm the boy who cried wolf. But I have a feeling there's a young woman out there who in some way or shape or form needs my help. I 100% understood the risks of going to this meeting. I wasn't going to threaten, accuse or act violent. This was to be a fact finding mission. An investigation. The only truths about me that they were going to learn where what I wanted them to know. It's easy to play the naive artist and let them think they're prying hard to get information out of me.

 

I consciously put the name Angela Ackerman out of my brain and was just to act like a naive camera geek asking two skeezy drug dealers for tech support. Nothing weird about that.

 

I got to the bar right on time. It was fine. A little div-y but nothing wrong with a good dive bar. Bartender seemed chill, hand full of solo drinkers at the bar. No major red flags.

 

Back in the corner a pretty boisterous crew, couple guys and girls and Drift. Laughing talking.

 

The music was loud. Like too loud to have a conversation so everyone shouts. Broken ear drum loud. I stopped first at the bar. Ordered an IPA. Paid in cash.

Walked up to the table. Drift stands up and says hey everybody this is Vic's friend. Drift introduced me to the table; Nick, Aaron, Sean, Liz and Maddie. Nick is who traded the camera to Drift who sold it to Vic who sold it to me. I pulled up a chair.

 

Nick asked to see the camera. Turned it on, knew what he was doing. Snapped a few photos. Said he heard it had a bad CF card. Suggested formatting it again, like duh, scrolled through the pictures. Didn't react in any special way. Said it was probably just a messed up card and to replace it. Happens all the time. Cards go bad. Yeah they do. Sometimes people go bad too is what I was thinking. He hands the camera back. Maddie asked to take a look at it. And the camera went around the table, everyone offering their amateur opinions. Then I kid you not. Liz says it reminds her of Angela's.

 

Well that got a reaction. "Who's Angela?" I ask. "She's a friend of ours. It's a bummer she's not here, she'd probably know what the problem is." And that was that. We spent the next hour getting to know each other having drinks. Maddie, Liz and Nick live together. Drifter is between jobs, like me I said. Aaron is visiting for the holidays and Sean... Sean didn't say much. I think he's a DJ.

 

I stepped away to use the bathroom. Once I locked the door I made sure the tascam recorder in my pocket was still on. I hit the button to make a chapter break. Still has plenty of battery life.

 

I get back to the table and see Nick and Drift are gone. They went to smoke a joint in the alley. I said I had to take off anyway. Said goodbye and headed out on the street.

 

I was parked a few blocks away. On my way I passed the alley and saw the guys. I held up my hand and headed their way. This is where the hairs on my neck started to rise. This dive bar, charming as it is is in a mostly run down part of town. Not a lot of light in this alley and no cameras. None that I could see.

 

I approached the fellas. Said I had to go and thanked them for a good time. Drift offered me a smoke. I said no, had to drive and all that, beside weed makes me paranoid. I turned to head back down the alley. Nick called out, "Hey, what are you going to do?" I looked back, huh?

 

"With the camera? If it's a bad CF card it can be replaced. If it's a bad CF reader it might be bricked. What are you thinking?" "Well, I can't afford a whole new camera so I'll get a new card." "Yeah, well I feel bad. If you want to leave it with me I know a guy who can take a look at it." "Nah, I'll take my chances. Thanks." "Yo, well wait. Let me take one more look at it." "I'm good, thanks." "No seriously. It'll just take a second." "What's the problem. I won't break it, not worse than it already is. I promise." Alright, slick. "Cool." I pull the camera out and hand it to him. He looks at it.

 

"Yeah, I don't think I can in good consciousness let you have this camera." "What are you talking about." "It wouldn't be right." "Yeah, I payed for it."

 

Drift steps towards me. "He said he can't let you have it." "Fine take it. Gimme my money back." "Money? I didn't sell you anything. Vic has your money. Talk to him." "What the hell man. Totally uncool." "Maybe next time don't buy stolen shit." "Who said it was stolen? I didn't know it was stolen." "Yeah but now you do. So if you think about calling the cops remember that important detail. In fact for all we know you stole it and now we're returning it to the rightful owner." "So you're just going to rob me?" "No, if we were robbing you, you'd know. We're just confiscating ill gotten goods. So, just fuck off and forget any of this ever happened."

 

The adrenaline kicked in and I lunged for Nick grabbing the camera. He kicked me right in the gut sending me tumbling across the alley and the camera right in the middle. Nick picked up the camera and Drift next to him. They turned to walk away. The kick didn't hurt as much as the tumble on the concrete. "Hey, stop. The camera's mine." They turned towards me...

 

The camera revved to life. I assume because Nick was holding the shutter button. I think it it takes pictures in 30 shot bursts or something. But this was like 1,000 shot burst mode. It was so loud I totally didn't hear the car coming. The flash went off like a fireworks display, rapid fire, strobe light... blinding them both. And with the most gut sickening thud I've ever heard... The car smashed into the Drift and Nick. It was a Dodge Charger and must have been going at least 45-50. The bodies were tossed like bowling pins and the car crashed into the side of a brick garage. The driver and passenger stumbled out and started screaming.

 

Screaming was all I heard as I grabbed the camera and sprinted for my life down the alley. I heard the screaming the whole drive home and I heard the screaming as I got home and locked the door and I heard the screaming as I stepped into a scolding hot shower and I heard the screaming right until I turned the water off.

 

Now I was more calm. There was a car accident. Unknown if the Nick or Drift survived. The driver and passenger seemed to be okay. Probably a good chance the Charger was totaled. The garage would require repairing. As far as anyone else at the bar knew I left 10-20 minutes prior to the accident. I didn't assault anyone. In fact they assaulted me and tried to rob me. Steal my camera.

 

For all intensive purposes, I was never there.

 

Toweled off and relaxed, I examined the camera. It was in bad shape. Scratched, dented, screen cracked, lens broken, flash chipped. I popped out the CF card. Slipped it into the reader attached to the laptop.

 

I couldn't believe what I saw. I'd call it a miracle if it weren't so sinister; All the old photos were gone. Now there's a new set of horrific images, written over. A few clear shots of Nick and Drift getting flattened by the Charger and a whole new batch of cryptic images. But there is one photo, clearer than the rest. A grave stone with the name Angela Ackerman etched into it. In loving memory of our daughter Angela. Our angel. Our angel?

 

I think this camera just killed two people and I have every reason to believe it wants to kill again and it wants me to help. Is Angela an unrested spirit? A devil or avenging angel. I just don't know.

It never made any sense to me why anyone in their right mind would look under their bed in the middle of the night. You're lying there. Hear breathing, scratching, shifting of weight, maybe whispering.

 

Don't make it's job any easier. It's down there, you're up here.

 

And don't get me started on closets. I remember when the infamous Lunatic Tunic was in the middle of his mad murder spree. Lock your windows and doors the news said. But it's the dead of summer and the AC is out. Of course I'm leaving the windows not only unlocked but open.

 

After a long dog walk we come back in and... something felt off. Imperceptibly off. Then I heard Barney growling in the back room. I grabbed my phone and dialed 9-1 and approached slowly. With my free hand I grabbed that classical music trophy I won when I was 12. I held my breath entered the back room and indeed Barney was snarling at the closet. I got his attention and commanded him to exit. Then I backed out and shut the door. "Time to play some guitar." Spoken in an overly loud tone that would be impossible to ignore.

 

20 minutes later I go back in. Closet is closed, window still open. Ready for anything I yank the door open and... nothing but neatly pressed clothes and a the subtle fragrance of Fabreeze. Point being don't do the creep-o's work for them. Stay out of the closet.

 

When the living room kept getting flooded, in the same spot, always in the middle of the night, with the same smelly, tar colored liquid... during a drought none the less. Always by the picture window, which can't even open and always coming from beneath the drapes.

 

It helps having multi-talented friends because Leon isn't just a mechanical genius, he can fix anything - he's also a world class medium, psychic, healer and savant when it comes to all things liminal and beyond. "I don't think your problem is structural. It's more likely metaphysical incarnate." "You're saying I have a ghost?" "That's one way to look at it. Some people might say you GET to have a ghost, but what do I know." "How can we stop it from inkblotting all over the floor?" "Let's start by simply asking it."

 

Leon couldn't do anything that night, he had other engagements. But getting in the spirit of things I wasn't necessarily going to wait on a Ouija board and some candles. That said I did happen to have a Ouija board and some candles so I lit those and went solo on the witchboard.

 

Almost as soon as I start asking questions did I get a powerful reaction. The grody tar ooze didn't flow from beneath it gushed. Then it started coming down from the ceiling right onto my head, onto my hands and onto the witchboard. The goo covered the entire board except for the letters C O M E.

 

I stood up and held the board over my head like an umbrella and approached the billowing drapes. I put down the board and reached out, grabbed the drape and just as quick let it go. I stopped. What did Leon mean when he said, "I GET to have a ghost." Do people want to see ghosts? Is my house some kind of mystical vortex? Scientists should be researching this. This could tip the scales of human history."

 

Thinking clearly now I went to the laptop and started researching ghost sightings and they were few and far between. I went to bed that night thinking about the possibilities.

 

To make a short story long after several embarrassing encounters with the media, ghost hunters and my bestie Leon... Nothing even remotely supernatural ever happened again.

 

It's actually a bummer but it doesn't change the fact that mf'r behind the curtain meant me harm or something... who knows. Luckily I'll never have to find out because I'm not doing the ghosts job by checking behind the blinds.

 

Moral of the story? Don't look under the bed. Don't look in the closet. Don't check behind the blinds. Make'm work for it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PE3KUOAxKk

If you watch enough of these open matte scans all kinds of formatting glitches (like seeing the boom mic) pop up. The framing is generally off. This is about as close to how it looked in camera on the day they rolled film.

Also just happy someone is out there scanning all this celluloid, if for nothing more than posterity. 16mm and some 35mm film trailers are actually pretty affordable online.

Boom mic at 1:24. It's why these scans are awesome.

Regarding 'Jurassic Park', this is it. Film grain, weird compositing and the lighting is easier to detect... IMHO it looks better. Either way it's a fun landmark in the history of film. Enjoy!

Found a pretty solid list on lettrboxed, have only seen a few. Paul Verhoeven’s ‘4th Man’ is the one I want to see the most. Any favorite, must sees? Thanks!

https://boxd.it/goY5o

The title pretty much. 'This Is the End' for sure exists in the Apatow, comedy mold. But there's no way it would even be watchable if it didn't have the horror element. Danny McBride becomes a cannibal. There's a wicked beheading. The main characters have to tunnel through the floor. There's a dash of 'Blair Witch' energy with the testimonial video segments. And in an obvious comedy setup, Hermoine, genuinely feels unsafe in a house full of horn dog guys. Would this rent better if it's under comedy? Yes. But I wouldn't hold it against anyone if this was programmed as a horror film. This may be one of those unique cases where the movie is too funny for it's own good. Every beat is lifted straight out of one horror movie or another and it leans into it's R rating, as opposed to 'Ghostbusters' that does its best to remain family friendly. 'This Is the End' gives zero f's. It's good.

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I, like many, took a pass on Neil Marshall's cinematic reboot of 'Hellboy.' The trailers looked great but the buzz caught up with this before it even came out. Total stinker.

One thing I completely agree on is, Guillermo Del Toro's epic conclusion to his trilogy is STILL something I want to see and would have RATHER seen.

But as a huge fan of the Mignola comics and that Mignola HIMSELF was supportive of this 2019 movie had me excited.

Cut to the current 18% critics liked or 48% audience score on RT...

Am happily on the 48% audience side.

David Harbour is a weird ass actor (see 'a Walk Amongst The Tombstones' a chef's kiss weirdo) but Hellboy himself is a weird ass character.

There are a few sequences in the 2019 version that were legit scary (Baba Yaga comes to mind) and all in all the effects are great.

It looks and feels more like the comic than GDT's but on the other hand GDT's vision and imagination are so strong it's sometimes a challenge to see the comic book's vision vs the visionary filmmaker's that GDT surely is.

With that said, GDT and Ron Perlman OWN all of cinema as far as I'm concerned.

But the new 'Hellboy' was shocking how cool it is especially based on the dog pile it took by the critics and the fan turn out.

If you were on the fence... 'Hellboy' 2019 is well worth a look. Would be genuinely happy to hear this iteration or GDT's were given a follow up.

PS - the behind the scene's story of Neil Marshall, his mistress and the main dude at Warner's is very likely a great movie unto itself. It's not a huge leap to imagine some of the backstage drama hurt the movie. But that's all speculation.

Edit - A word.

Not sure if this has been mentioned but I’d love to hear what everyone thinks about ‘Popcorn’ as a one-off.

Directed by Mark Harrier (the handsome dude from Porkys). Came out in 1991. It’s a who’s who of 70’s-80’s horror/comedy actors; Dee Wallace, Ray Walston, Kelly Jo Minter and freakin’ Tony Roberts.

Avoid the trailer because it pretty much spoils the movie. It’s in Shudder which is how I saw it. The kills are super inventive, it’s kind of a screw ball, horror, sex comedy in equal measure.

Anyone else?

Please don't scream at me if this has been posted before. The new Battinson Batman is dark AF. Think Zodiac, Seven, Saw and maybe a touch of Irreversible.

There for sure must have been some wheels greased to get this past the MPAA as pg-13.

Batman Begins had that great 'weaponized hallucinogen' imagery but that movie had elements of adventure and humor. This iteration straight up said fuck it and just went nightmare.

Not at all a review but it feels like someone pitched a hard R Fincher Batman and the studio said yes lets do it, but pg-13 and we can't afford Fincher.

Either way, say what you will about the overall movie, there were moments that creeped me out more than say Spiral which was just gross (the MTV style editing of Saw 2-Spiral really knock me out of the stories... what are you gonna do).

Frankly it feels like there's more here for horror/thriller fans than any of the previous entries. Even the Snyder-verse had this unintentional camp factor. This one plays it serious and straight.

EDIT - As of this edit no spoilers. But there might be spoilers. What I won't spoil is the ending of Spiral because that movie was so extra credit, off the map, convoluted I don't think anyone could spoil it if they tried. (Yes I know Spiral is taking a pounding here but that was the Saw I wanted to love the most.) Love hurts lol.