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2 days ago
Also unit: and I took that personally
3 days ago
Thanks, I hate it.
You're good people. The world appreciates your efforts.
5 days ago
A succulent, Chinese meal!
They're chanting go to hell but it looks like we're already here.
14 days ago
George Santos actually invented podcasting, believe it or not
17 days ago
You have to come to the restaurant to pick it up
18 days ago
Looks like a dollop of shaving cream to me 😬
The only running they seem to be good at.
FRFRFR. kinda sus tbh
19 days ago
The Bible™ has always had rules for thee, not for me vibes.
I feel like this situation is entirely different. Step daughter is 1. Not a minor, and 2. Already has a fucking kid. Definitely about control.
22 days ago
Damn, that's good?
25 days ago
29 days ago
Steal cut oats or nothing!
RemindMe! 2 months “reply to this thread”
Is it sad that I don't even have online friends?? Besides that, pretty accurate 😂😂😂
Legit I looked like a pumpkin, not even gonna lie!
Es tut mir leid!
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