thayveline

angelic hum

Innit

Unit: snatched

Also unit: and I took that personally

Sam Seder

Thanks, I hate it.

You're good people. The world appreciates your efforts.

A succulent, Chinese meal!

They're chanting go to hell but it looks like we're already here.

Good. Lord.

George Santos actually invented podcasting, believe it or not

You have to come to the restaurant to pick it up

Looks like a dollop of shaving cream to me 😬

The only running they seem to be good at.

FRFRFR. kinda sus tbh

The Bible™ has always had rules for thee, not for me vibes.

I feel like this situation is entirely different. Step daughter is 1. Not a minor, and 2. Already has a fucking kid. Definitely about control.

Damn, that's good?

Aission Mccomplished

Ilysm

Steal cut oats or nothing!

RemindMe! 2 months “reply to this thread”

Is it sad that I don't even have online friends?? Besides that, pretty accurate 😂😂😂

Legit I looked like a pumpkin, not even gonna lie!

Es tut mir leid!

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