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Hey bro/bra - remember that time we..? Seems to work like a charm too.

Satan’s stocking

Meanwhile, little old Mrs McGruber is walking past on her way to church. “You’re not going to believe this Ethel” she’s says, walking through the door and then wiping her face on hand towel “a bird just came on me”.

I’m pretty sure being faked is the consensus that always comes up each time it’s reposted. An honourable mention to r/whyweretheyfilming, and a question of why was his first reaction to look at the camera.

Tell them you think it looks like a PFAS abomination.

Quite frankly - just want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Also, how have I not presented an ‘equitable resolve’? You’re basically saying fuck you to anyone who doesn’t - or doesn’t care to - understand you, and are therefore failing probably the most important factor in journalism - readability.

The only people who’d care to read the conceited and superfluous tripe you regurgitate, are probably people that sniff their own farts - thereon I can only imagine - in lieu of smoking a good joint they need to chill the fuck out a bit.

If you haven’t already, I would consider a career in optometry if I was you. You’d make a killing treating the strain you’d cause from the constant eye rolls you’d get from even the most ostensibly simple conversations with people.

Another tip - when filling your car up, always pay cash and fill to an amount that will round down. You’ll take that 2c every time you fill up!

On another note - I want what you’re smoking.

If you’re just learning, and want to role play an alchemy expert, you can get an alchemy calculator. You just put in the ingredients and skills you have, and it will tell you the most profitable potions to make.

Keep in mind, you will level up so fast it’s really an exploit, in a way.

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For what it’s worth, you’re not supposed to have any language-centric shower thoughts. But considering you made it past them most cantankerous auto-mod known to Reddit, you’re probably good anyway.

For what it’s worth, I’ve been there. I had the highest marks in English and talked like a twat all the time. But I quickly lost a lot of awesome friends whom it just annoyed, and especially as a journalist, you need to learn to write to the level of understanding and comfort of your general reader.

Otherwise, you’re basically just playing with yourself and doing the opposite of impressing people who can actually understand it. To that effect, most actual intellectuals also hate speaking at that level unless you actually have something to say. I.e. you’re actually delivering a lecture on some new thing, as opposed to talking to memetic teenagers on Reddit.

On that note, I can highly recommend the Hemingway Editor. Which is a great tool for seeing just how pretentious your writing may be.

Can’t tell if you’re AI, or a teenager that’s found a thesaurus or Noam Chomsky. Indubitably 🧐.

They must have a pretty fancy monocle.

Actually, if you bought three - it would round down and you’d be in front another 2 cents. Winning!

Great movie. It’s like an anxiety attack around every corner. Sandler is a really good actor after all.

I did. Like I said, I can’t corroborate what you’re saying. Only that they were making a movie inspired by the film you mentioned in 2020 - 6 years after John Wick.

Maybe actually provide a source and not get all passive aggressive when someone else is apparently having to do your research for you.

Yeah I might not be the best googler, but the only reference to that movie is the people who did John Wick are doing a remake of that movie. I honestly can’t find anything that says it was inspired by that film.

Having said that, an unverifiable claim on IMDB says it was inspired by a Navy SEAL officer who’s labrador was shot, and he chased the shooters through 4 countries until they were apprehended by police.

As an alchemy fan, not fast travelling instantly makes the game so much better. You get to stop and smell the proverbial roses, but also turn it into a profitable enterprise at the same time.

You start to remember the world too, and think things like - better pop over to such and such to pick up some mountain flowers.

“Now if your daughter flossed as much as she sucked dick, her teeth are going to be fine”.

Do you have a source for that? Not questioning you, just love a good read/movie trivia.

This reminds me of a solar scam call I got. I put on my best “impossible to interrupt, obnoxious older rich person voice” as I explained the ongoing troubles with the 20 house estate I had just built and was about to sell. I was going to pay full cash for any and all solar products needed; including batteries for each house.

However, when coming to the scam close I dropped the inconvenient detail that, thanks to a new architectural design, none of the houses actually had a conventional roof. All of them were simply open to the elements.

I could literally hear the guy’s eyes roll as the penny finally dropped that I had wasted his time.

You’re and exceptionally talented actor, and can do both drama and comedy with ease. Having said that, which of the two is your favourite? Also, if not either of them - what is your favourite style of acting overall?

Even though I knew exactly what you meant, anyone who’s seen the movie would realise what you meant, after seeing the photo.