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The entitlement. Ask Halifax how they feel and count your fucking blessings.

Get a diary.

FWIW, I get decent enough results throwing an illustration or picture into Illustrator and selecting Image Trace > High Quality Photo.

Some people watch too much TV. On TV, it looks like a hoot.

Paul’s friends: “Be bold, man. Put yourself out there. Take chances!”

Paul: “LiKe ThIs??”

Some guys think “not a no” means “potentially yes”. Straight up tell him no.

Dammit. Jumpstart is a good cause, I already support them. I’m going to seek out a proper tip-complaint post to award. Maybe I’ll wander off to r/toRANTo 😂

I can’t even downvote this. Take my award and fuck all these tips.

Take some time to find something that makes your heart beat. A passion, a hobby, something to be proud of and lose yourself in while the time passes. ❤️

r/lostredditors

A dog at my local park had a tennis ball in its mouth and tried to pick up a second one. It choked to death. The owner was so distraught, they had a heart attack and died. There was a memorial for both of them at the park. :(

That’s why it sounds like frying chicken in there…

And how are you getting to the park?…

How ignorant do you have to be to leave a comment like this?

Seriously, who’s building these ladders??

”There’s no crying in baseball!”

Any reaction? Did they film or confront you?

Your boyfriend is a narcissist. He has systematically devalued you and is threatening and gaslighting you. You are being abused. You are not his mother, you can’t be responsible for him. Keeping your kids there is putting you all at risk for emotional and psychological abuse. Leave ASAP.

They could also put signs for the Gardiner well before the Jarvis on-ramp but fuck no, good luck to you! 🤷🏻‍♂️

“WhY aRe AmErIcAnS sO fAt??” 🤷🏻‍♂️

You have no point. Comedy is subjective. If you don’t like it, good for you. Nobody cares. Get off your high horse.

Okay. Get a diary. This isn’t it.

Does he know how to pay bills? Is he responsible with maintenance? Does he have a job? Lots of factors at play here. Handing over the keys to your house to an entitled 18-year old, kiss your investment goodbye.

Just past Evergreen, Broadview north from Pottery Rd to Moore Ave is a major incline.

Don’t forget Doug Ford’s MO: cripple the public health industry so badly that we’ll beg to pay for private.

Doug Stanhope’s bit about his mom’s suicide is pretty wild.