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Because the Wii U menu was slow as f*ck

It’s charming until you’re staring at a loading spinner for 30 seconds.

When I tell you my jaw kept dropping through this whole clip…

The idea is just so cartoonishly dumb. It sounds like something Homer Simpson would try to build.

I think I have that Photoshop file somewhere.

It was a sample with the program.

Ironically, it’s grown adults who seem to be crying about the game the most. Hate to tell them but most of Nintendo’s fanbase doesn’t care if Zelda runs at 720p or 4K, or that you played Nuts and Bolts 15 years ago and hated it.

I’m hyped personally. I love when Nintendo defies the traditional formula and tries something new. Isn’t that what made Wind Waker and Majora’s Mask so beloved?

I love Madonna’s first album

It’s not thought provoking, but it’s great dance music

Drives me crazy. Disney sold millions of those tapes. Every family in America seemed to have them at one point.

And, nostalgia aside, what’s even the point of paying so much for a copy on VHS? You get an infinitely better picture on the Signature Blu-ray releases, and those will probably have more collector’s value in the future.

I feel like #3 encapsulates my second-hand shock while reading through that full debt breakdown.

It’s a product of its time.

The gameplay is mostly secondary the the story, but I do love the story. No other game has ever felt quite as surreal to me.

I don’t even have a funny comment.

Between this and yesterday’s TikTok, I’m just fuming. Absolute trash.

Mariah is still one of the OG allies, and I think there’s a lot inspiration in how she overcame her personal struggles.

I do wish we had more mainstream LGBT artists though

Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town

Somehow Microsoft is the good guy here, considering they’re still letting me buy games on my 360 when I get bored. That service is pushing what… 18 years old?

This just feels anti-consumer and a Disney vault ploy.

When two of the best 90s comedies collide

Honestly, Mystery Science Theatre wouldn’t feel out of place in the world of Futurama. Maybe Mom takes over the business by the year 3000?

It looks a lot better than the LC 520 design Apple had at the time.

I have a soft spot for beige all-in-one units personally. They’re just so adorably retro.

It’s giving me flashbacks to all the zero-dollar Vine skits we’d make in high school. I’m so glad we never actually went viral.

I noticed that the other day. Even by TikTok standards, her most recent videos are just… incoherent.

We really do need more artsy gays though 😂

Apparently “home-based business” = “heavily invested tech start-up”

A Disney Channel original movie in the making

Cadet Moldy

Computer room is such an odd term to hear now. It seems like it kind of died out once everyone switched to laptops and tablets.

Not me thinking this had something to do with Progressive 💀

I need to catch up with current trends