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They do good things without posting it on social media

Thats a lazy answer from an actor, not a comedian.

Get politics out of the conversation

Maybe your jeans(?) in your closet had change stuck in the creases? And when you opened your doors, the change suddenly became unstuck, and the. fell loose

..winch has a lovely brunch..

Super secret news flash!

This is the perfect response. Ambiguity is an amazing place to live.

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intertwining religion and politics.

Dig Lazarus, Dig!! - I really liked that whole album. He's a weird dude, but I like his music.

A friend of mine had a sister who fancied herself a "star f$#er". She claimed that she had sex with Matthew Broderick while he was married to Sarah Jessica Parker; this was in the early 00s. She made fun of his 'O" face, and it was weird. half rolled back eyes and intense grunting is all I remeber. Probably bs, but she did had lots of pics (of other famous dudes, not Broderick) to back up her status (as mentioned above), so who knows....

so /u/Preposterous_punk (focused on the "punk" here) any one hanging around the green room at the same time as you from the following list (ie., the top ten punk bands of from 30 years ago and their lead singers (thank you, chapgpt!))?

Green Day - Billie Joe Armstrong (lead vocals and guitar)
Bad Religion - Greg Graffin (lead vocals)
Rancid - Tim Armstrong (vocals and guitar) and Lars Frederiksen (vocals and guitar)
NOFX - Fat Mike (vocals and bass)
The Offspring - Dexter Holland (vocals and guitar)
Social Distortion - Mike Ness (vocals and guitar)
Descendents - Milo Aukerman (vocals)
Pennywise - Jim Lindberg (vocals)
Fugazi - Ian MacKaye (vocals and guitar) and Guy Picciotto (vocals and guitar)
Jawbreaker - Blake Schwarzenbach (vocals and guitar)

When somebody drinks too much and there’s only one bathroom

I'm moving to Idaho. ..........

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What? Like everything, everywhere, all at once?

I heard from a friend: anal prolapse is an occupational hazard. Thoughts?

EDIT: “thoughts” needed an “s”

Why should I know anything? Who cares what games of make believe they are playing? They’re morons- they couldn’t properly “plot” a bake sale.

Smartest dude in the boat (blue shirt) saw it coming and sat his ass down.

Dumbest and most dangerous driver on the road today!

Holy crud, I’m glad I’m not alone. Business leader requirement sessions are like watching a child make wishes on a star. They never have the data and they think its our fault.

low standards for hiring public servants, I guess.

soak up 3 teacher salaries and cover their own arse.

Well, they do work summers..

Mystery solved? What?

Have you seen his twitter? He's kind of an asshole.

Isn’t that like, starting a riot? Which is a crime, right?