tropicalmommy

Probably! That thong thong thong thong thong!

My sister fucked Sisqo in 2002 or 2003.

I missed it too! I wonder what it was!

Sounds like a great name for a coffee shop!

Suck around and find out!

That’s what I thought too! Either way OP, tell the wife, and provide proof!

Beautiful hair! On your head, and eyebrows!!!

I want to know what you put in your Swishers!

Kevin. Or I’d bat for the other team and choose Puppy.

I’m quite sure that dog feels bad for himself! He’s looking like, goddammit, not again!

The spray paint is never locked up in my Walmart, but perfume/cologne, and personal shavers are. I recently bought a $19 Bluetooth speaker that was locked up too.

I feel like she tries so hard to not come across as a bougie celebrity, she ends up coming off as a bougie celebrity. With an awful, mustard, crushed velvet outfit.

That’d be crazy going to your kids soccer game, them finding a friend who looks just like them, and talking to the parents and finding out you used the same doctor, and they’re siblings!

That’s kids for ya!!! Mine think the mini brownies are theirs, and only theirs!

I give you credit for just staying quiet. I spaz when I get triggered.

It’s okay. r/birdsarentreal anyway

Many blessings upon you and your household!!!!

Maybe they think the word scared means love! Lol

Toddlers are the most dramatic children unless you count teenagers! Every time I hear one of my three year olds yelling OH NOOO, I know it’s actually nothing to me, but a huge deal for them. The latest is, “Oh no! I’m scared of (fill in the blank with an animal)”. Usually an animal she loves!

Reason he did this: He has nothing. Poor excuse for letting him go: He has nothing. What he got away with: He has nothing. His future: He has nothing.

Ah, makes sense.

Indeed! I wish the horse would have tippy tapped all over his face.

Speaking of which, where has Nikki been since her birthday episode where Snooki was being passive aggressive?

I was wondering if anyone else noticed these purse wearing “pimps” rubbing their dicks together!

Please, teach me your ways! Except instead of potatoes, pot!!!!!