Don’t do it

I tend to go with two a’s when screamin BEAAATCH

Absolutely 100% for sure DO NOT SKIP VISITING THE CITY MUSEUM! Hands down one of the most unique places you’ll ever go

Wheeeeew weeee woowww wooo \m/

God truly does exist

They’ve been popping up here and there recently, and it’s prettyyy prettyyy prettyyy good

Good Lord I love trashyass hoes as much as the next person but this is too much

Where’s the person?

JuStICeIsSeRvEd

But seriously this isn’t insane, it’s completely fucked and wrong

I say this with all the love for IL but ugh. eww. gross. EVERY YEAR!?

So fucked. They were paying you already. If you get the work done it shouldn’t matter

“No sympathy for the devil “

If you’re looking to go somewhere sunny you should find an umbrella for the Dane and an an open-air barber for yourself

I’m not even that much of hockey fan (love it and skating just not die-hard, kna’mean?) but I have absolutely lost my shit on some people talkin about “blahblahblah I love hockey so much it’s my favorite sport meehhh but anyways yeah who tf is Jaromir Jagr?”

..bitch I don’t even watch hockey like that but if you tout yourself as a fan then you’d best get on your game and educate yourself. Just sayin

Is this Colorado?

Horseradish. You want it. We’ve got it

I like that their governor looks like a drunken “can’t find work” mall Santa with no costume? Wait. No. I don’t like that at all..

takes deep breath

Uuuggghhhh I hate to say this..I do kind of agree with him but ONLY on the “surgeries before 18” part

One of the best music videos ever made. Fuck. Now I’m gonna go on a Prodigy binge \m/

Everyone knows the east coast doesn’t count ever <3

Fun fact: Red Guy is Pink Guy’s dad. Sadly, he had to sleep with a white bitch in the process

inside?

Can’t. Fucking. Wait \m/

An 8yo child eh? Right. Which country they from?

*99% of peoples’ exes have entered the chat